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« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2005, 06:20:54 pm »
Current baby status 11/1: It's all for you, the baby.
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« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2005, 10:14:54 am »
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9/12: Picture of Baby


This is a gutsy move for Onstad, given his typical level of paranoia. Maybe he just used a stock photograph of a baby to get the general idea across.
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« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2005, 12:32:53 pm »
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9/12: Picture of Baby


This is a gutsy move for Onstad, given his typical level of paranoia. Maybe he just used a stock photograph of a baby to get the general idea across.


Infants are pretty much interchangable, so maybe he just reckoned that no one from the internet will be able to track this particular one down in a crowd based on that little photo.
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« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2005, 02:03:50 pm »
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« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2005, 02:16:23 pm »
you know he thought those glasses so classic that a man can't refuse a baby a cameo.
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« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2005, 03:18:27 pm »
Those are pretty classic glasses. Also, a cute baby.
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« Reply #81 on: September 13, 2005, 12:10:37 am »




Coincidence or conspiracy? You tell me.
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« Reply #82 on: September 13, 2005, 02:39:27 am »
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Coincidence or conspiracy? You tell me.

Good Lord he's right!!!

~Paul
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« Reply #83 on: September 16, 2005, 10:13:37 am »
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Current baby status, 9/16: The waitress who said "hi" to the baby sixteen different squealy ways did not, in the end, curry favor with anyone at the table.


Is Onstad a dick or does he just play one on the internet?

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« Reply #84 on: September 16, 2005, 01:21:31 pm »
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Current baby status, 9/16: The waitress who said "hi" to the baby sixteen different squealy ways did not, in the end, curry favor with anyone at the table.


Is Onstad a dick or does he just play one on the internet?



while i do not have children yet, the plan calls for children before my untimely death at age 105 (all hail the plan), and as such i can easily imagine myself getting riled up at a situation similar to that.

"here's your tip, 'sweetie': my baby, while infantile, is not retarded."
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« Reply #85 on: September 16, 2005, 01:42:24 pm »
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Current baby status, 9/16: The waitress who said "hi" to the baby sixteen different squealy ways did not, in the end, curry favor with anyone at the table.


Is Onstad a dick or does he just play one on the internet?

~Paul


Can't it be both?
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« Reply #86 on: September 16, 2005, 06:21:14 pm »
We pretty much just let people be. The only thing that gets to me is total strangers who insist on touching the baby.

If someone wants to act stupid around the kid, I just let them. It's fairly harmless and it takes a little more than that to get me riled up. Also, the 'professionalism' of the waitstaff is a lot of times linked to the level of dining you are experiencing. I don't expect a lot from a waitress at, say, Friendly's or Sizzler so if they go all gaga-retarded over the baby (which they do with ours because she was born smiling and hasn't stopped yet). (We have many friends, some who have even babysat, who have never heard her cry) we can pretty much chalk it up to the fact that this person is willing to work in a place such as this in the first place.
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« Reply #87 on: September 17, 2005, 01:07:41 am »
I interpret the waitress behavior as being friendly.  Anyone that takes offense to that is a dick.

~Paul
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« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2005, 03:51:41 pm »
Quote from: "Onstad's BabyWatch"

To-day we donned our frock coats and merkins and fed the baby a thin gruel.


Don't be Renfest, Mr. and Mrs. Onstad!
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« Reply #89 on: September 21, 2005, 02:54:10 pm »
Onstad wears a merkin?  Ew.
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