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« Reply #135 on: November 04, 2005, 01:12:50 pm »
Current baby status, 11/04: The only song the baby will fall asleep to is Magazine's "Don Quixote," which has put a great strain on our family.
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« Reply #136 on: November 06, 2005, 04:58:31 pm »
Current baby status, 11/05: She ate guacamole today, something I didn't do until I was about 19.  
 
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« Reply #137 on: November 09, 2005, 01:37:11 pm »
Current baby status, 11/08: The baby's little Parkour routine consisted of pulling herself up to the crib rail and then needing a hug.
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« Reply #138 on: November 10, 2005, 06:55:14 pm »
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« Reply #139 on: November 14, 2005, 01:22:40 pm »
Current baby status, 11/11: The baby is throwing an empty can of Hansen's at the keyboard so this baby update will be short.
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« Reply #140 on: November 15, 2005, 01:02:05 pm »
Current baby status, 11/14: The baby turned eight months old at 9:41am today while we were walking past the weird pizza restaurant that went out of business after only one week.
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« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2005, 11:13:06 am »
So now we have the date and time of birth of his child.
Onstad obviously didn't learn from the dog incident.
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« Reply #142 on: November 16, 2005, 06:27:09 pm »
Oh people, please don't use Northern California public records to trace down the name of the Onstad Girl Child.  Leave the man's family alone for the sake of fuck.
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« Reply #143 on: November 17, 2005, 02:18:35 am »
Calm blue ocean Jough, I'm not even in the same country so rest assured it was merely a humourous observation (at least I thought so).
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« Reply #144 on: November 17, 2005, 03:24:27 am »
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Oh people, please don't use Northern California public records to trace down the name of the Onstad Girl Child.  Leave the man's family alone for the sake of fuck.


Today in my rape defense class a girl said her dad made an exampple to her of how easy it is to get personal records with little effort.  He targeted his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend and proceeded to call the proper governement establishment and claimed to be said ex and that he'd lost his birth certificate.  He bought a new copy and took that to get a new social security card, and then took that and made a driver's liscense.  The only thing I thought:  Wow!  I can make my OWN fake ID!

edit: then my instructor (yeah, his name's Bubba, and yeah, his pot belly defies gravity) said "you can just go on down to the cemetery and pick yourself out some baby that was born same year as you and use that name! Do the same thing!"  Thanks, Bubba.
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« Reply #145 on: November 17, 2005, 02:01:15 pm »
Current baby status, 11/16: Wensleydale The Sleep Sheep choked at bedtime, but in a clutch, Constantine The Small Sock I Brought In From The Living Room did a fine job of guiding her into the kingdom if seven-minute dreams.
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« Reply #146 on: November 18, 2005, 01:33:02 pm »
Current baby status, 11/16: Wensleydale The Sleep Sheep choked at bedtime, but in a clutch, Constantine The Small Sock I Brought In From The Living Room did a fine job of guiding her into the kingdom of seven-minute dreams.

Re-posted since Onstad corrected the "if" to "of" and that almost makes it a brand new entry.
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« Reply #147 on: November 18, 2005, 01:39:17 pm »
Thank you Null.  I think you've earned the right to be the official current baby status watchdog.

~Paul
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« Reply #148 on: November 22, 2005, 01:31:10 pm »
Current baby status, 11/21: The baby did not know why I was mad (it was because the dog threw up on the bed).
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« Reply #149 on: November 23, 2005, 01:53:21 pm »
Current baby status, 11/22: The baby can now go from lying on her stomach to standing on our bladders with almost no assistance.
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