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« Reply #150 on: November 24, 2005, 07:35:02 am »
Current baby status, 11/23: A tiny bowl of cinnamon-apple oat-mush was upended onto the dog's head in a comical fashion, yet Shoebox Greetings failed to design a greeting card around the resulting imagery.
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You had me at "I dig both ladies and fellows."

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« Reply #151 on: November 28, 2005, 10:02:59 am »
Current baby status, 11/24: The baby laughed so much that she got scared and cried.
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« Reply #152 on: November 28, 2005, 04:00:03 pm »
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Current baby status, 11/24: The baby laughed so much that she got scared and cried.



I wish I remembered what this felt like.  I imagine that today, were I to be extremely happy for more than, oh, an hour, I too would get confused and cry.
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« Reply #153 on: November 28, 2005, 08:11:57 pm »
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Current baby status, 11/24: The baby laughed so much that she got scared and cried.


That is the saddest thing.
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« Reply #154 on: November 29, 2005, 01:16:12 pm »
Current baby status, 11/28: Scientific test: if Emeril Lagasse is on the TV, a baby will crawl any direction but at Emeril.
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« Reply #155 on: November 30, 2005, 12:06:55 am »
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Current baby status, 11/28: Scientific test: if Emeril Lagasse is on the TV, a baby will crawl any direction but at Emeril.


Babies are wise.  Emeril is scary, and they can sense that.
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Lister.  Not that one, the other one.

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« Reply #156 on: November 30, 2005, 01:11:01 am »
This reminds me of when I was coming down from a trip and decided it would be a fun idea to feed some shrooms to my 98 pound roomate.  During a night of a)becoming a bug, b)seeing a spiky horned green lizard multiple places c)discovering that I was actually both a supermodel and Buddah d)singing into the hallway to "make the forest grow in the bedroom" e)hold her breath till she turned blue so that the room would stop breathing f)screaming at the kithen floor because it was made of water and she was walking on it, g)when asked how old she was respoding "five" and giggling and h)generally freaking out and looking like she was going through hell (though later she assured me that she was having the most fun she'd had since she was a little kid), she spent a serious amount of time avoiding the TV, where the merely drunk people had put on Eddie Izzard for entertainment.  She was extremely scared of him and when we laughed at his jokes she would yell that he was "NOT FUNNY" and "SCARING ME!"  When asked why, she finally ventured to the screen and without touching it pointed out that "his EYES are NOT part of his FACE, and his face is NOT part of his BODY!"

That is what this reminds me of.
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« Reply #157 on: November 30, 2005, 02:57:02 pm »
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a story that is hilarious because it all ends up well in the end


This is the best thing.  Thank you for this.
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« Reply #158 on: December 04, 2005, 06:03:58 pm »
Current baby status, 12/04: 11AM: The baby, while on her way to a friend's baby shower, saw a killed motorcyclist gushing blood out of his head on the side of highway 280, just south of San Francisco, before 19th Street. There is no appropriate followup sentence.
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« Reply #159 on: December 05, 2005, 01:34:19 am »
Current baby status, 12/04: A professional musician sang customized Elvis songs to the baby while she took a bath.
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« Reply #160 on: December 07, 2005, 01:16:02 pm »
Current baby status, 12/06: The baby is in the other room getting aggro with something called a "Giggle Ball."
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« Reply #161 on: December 08, 2005, 11:49:06 pm »
Current baby status, 12/08: The baby did not care that the walrus was Paul.

Fitting that this is the 25th anniversary of John's death.
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« Reply #162 on: December 09, 2005, 12:03:58 am »
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Current baby status, 12/08: The baby did not care that the walrus was Paul.

Goo goo g'joob.
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« Reply #163 on: December 09, 2005, 07:05:06 am »
Coo coo kachoo, motherfucker.
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« Reply #164 on: December 09, 2005, 01:27:50 pm »
Yoo sho' 'bout dat? My Magical Mystery Tour CD is missing, but I would bet a crisp dollar bill the liner notes read "Goo goo g'joob,' like Hobot said. At any rate, that's always the way I say it.
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