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« Reply #165 on: December 09, 2005, 05:08:08 pm »
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Yoo sho' 'bout dat? My Magical Mystery Tour CD is missing, but I would bet a crisp dollar bill the liner notes read "Goo goo g'joob,' like Hobot said. At any rate, that's always the way I say it.

Goo goo g'joob

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« Reply #166 on: December 10, 2005, 04:32:35 pm »
Current baby status, 12/09: I wish I'd worked things out such that I could just sit around and read Pat The Bunny with no ##### on.  
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« Reply #167 on: December 12, 2005, 01:12:14 pm »
Current baby status, 12/11: The baby got earth-friendly diapers that can be flushed. You stir them around in the bowl with this little plastic saber to help them dissolve. This update is factual.
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« Reply #168 on: December 12, 2005, 09:32:39 pm »
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Current baby status, 12/09: I wish I'd worked things out such that I could just sit around and read Pat The Bunny with no ****** on.  


have you ever actually read pat the bunny? that is some pornographic rapist shit.

mommy puts her finger through her ring.
now YOU put your finger through mommy's ring.
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« Reply #169 on: December 14, 2005, 07:44:24 pm »
i LOVE that book.
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« Reply #170 on: December 14, 2005, 09:51:16 pm »
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have you ever actually read pat the bunny? that is some pornographic rapist shit.

mommy puts her finger through her ring.
now YOU put your finger through mommy's ring.


Yeah, and those fuck*ng flowers are sneeze-inducing.
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« Reply #171 on: December 15, 2005, 06:53:49 am »
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i LOVE that book.


over thanksgiving, which this year was remarkably baby-centric due to the proliferation of Small People in my family, a number of my cousins and i were sitting in the living room when i came across pat the bunny and started cracking up ("Daddy feels his scratchy beard. Now YOU feel Daddy's scratchy beard."). Within minutes the whole room was basically in hysterics. As if on cue, my mother and another of my aunts wandered by and asked, "what's so funny?"

in the whole of my family's history, i don't think a more pained silence has ever followed. seriously. it was amazing.
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« Reply #172 on: December 15, 2005, 01:43:59 pm »
Current baby status, 12/14: We have grand plans to make our own zweiback out of wheatless bread. Meanwhile, on the moon, Richard Branson drinks an 1817 Ardbeg out of Uma Thurman's cupped hands.
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« Reply #173 on: December 19, 2005, 05:38:12 pm »
Current baby status, 12/18: The baby crawled three crawls and then dispensed with the activity altogether. 
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« Reply #174 on: December 20, 2005, 01:19:07 pm »
Current baby status, 12/19: The baby hates Santa Claus, hates him to hell 
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« Reply #175 on: December 20, 2005, 06:36:45 pm »
Our 10 month-old did great with Santa. It's about good parenting, Chris. Good parenting.
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« Reply #176 on: December 22, 2005, 03:07:19 pm »
Current baby status, 12/21: The baby does real action in the diaper now, not just that cute stuff like you get with McNuggets
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« Reply #177 on: December 26, 2005, 02:44:14 pm »
 Current baby status, 12/25: The baby literally got her two front teeth for Christmas — hell of creepy   
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« Reply #178 on: December 30, 2005, 01:10:44 pm »
Current baby status, 12/29: The baby's band, "Tiny Baby and the Practice People," released their first U.S. single: There Is Nothing In My Diaper But My Butt.
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« Reply #179 on: December 31, 2005, 06:05:43 am »
They certainly are content.  I would argue that they contain more content then your average strip.
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