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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #195 on: January 30, 2006, 04:25:25 pm »
Quote from: Null on January 30, 2006, 04:05:58 am
Current baby status, 1/28: Dave Barry got to meet the baby today, at his book signing in Palo Alto. I am not making this up: he said she was cute.   

This is my 200th post.  I am happy to report I have put meaning and relevance into none of them, but drunkeness into quite a few. 

Good on you for that Null.  You don't get a tiny can, but good on you anyway.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #196 on: January 30, 2006, 10:10:07 pm »
I give whoever updates the baby update thread first a tiny can, every day.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #197 on: February 01, 2006, 10:42:09 am »
Current baby status, 1/31: At bathtime, we combed the baby's hair so that she looked like a young Joseph Cotten.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #198 on: February 01, 2006, 11:13:40 pm »
Joseph Cotten, ladies and gentlemen.

http://themave.com/Cotten/

*edited because I am a dum-dum who cannot type a link right.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2006, 01:06:20 am by lprkn »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #199 on: February 02, 2006, 05:40:30 am »
Quote from: jough on January 30, 2006, 10:10:07 pm
I give whoever updates the baby update thread first a tiny can, every day.

Is this how I have cans of Dr. Pepper?

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And I have no idea what I should charge for services.   The internet is failing me!  I guess it should get in line!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #200 on: February 03, 2006, 09:14:03 am »
Current baby status, 2/2: The baby had her first sushi tonight! Part of sushi, anyway. Well, a couple bits of sticky rice. Actually, she threw the rice on the floor. Wait, no — the rice landed on the dog. Now it looks like the dog has "maggots."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #201 on: February 03, 2006, 03:30:50 pm »
when i eat/see rice and think of maggots even a little bit, i nearly vomit.  even a tiniest bit.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #202 on: February 03, 2006, 04:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Beatrice on February 03, 2006, 03:30:50 pm
when i eat/see rice and think of maggots even a little bit, i nearly vomit.  even a tiniest bit.

Be sure to avoid the movie "The Lost Boys," then.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #203 on: February 03, 2006, 07:25:23 pm »
Beatrice, so good to see you.

~Paul
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #204 on: February 07, 2006, 05:38:31 am »
Current baby status, 2/6: God gives babies mullets, but I take them away.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #205 on: February 07, 2006, 05:12:56 pm »
A girl in my Psych class has a mullet.  Whether or not it is an intentional mullet does not change the fact that it haunts me.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #206 on: February 07, 2006, 05:15:14 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on February 07, 2006, 05:12:56 pm
A girl in my Psych class has a mullet.  Whether or not it is an intentional mullet does not change the fact that it haunts me.

Only by embracing the mullet can you attain enlightment. Love the mullet. Follow the mullet. BE the mullet.

But beware the sinister attractions of the skullet for down that path lies only darkness and pain.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #207 on: February 09, 2006, 12:26:41 pm »
Current baby status, 2/8: I didn't see the baby much today. We had different tasks.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #208 on: February 09, 2006, 04:50:53 pm »
Yeah, Chris had drinking to do, and the baby had to clean out the grease traps in the outdoor deep fryer.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #209 on: February 13, 2006, 07:51:45 am »
Current baby status, 2/12: The baby ate so much tortellini at dinner that I at first became proud, then concerned, then nervous and tense
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