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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #240 on: March 12, 2006, 01:23:39 am »
My wife's brithday is Pi Day.

Also, do you suppose the baby is still farting a lot?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #241 on: March 12, 2006, 02:44:58 am »
What's going to happen to the baby updates when the baby is no longer a baby?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #242 on: March 12, 2006, 03:35:15 am »
They'll be "toddler updates."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #243 on: March 12, 2006, 03:38:41 am »
Just wait for the teenager updates.

"Junior stole the car today and crashed it into a chestnut tree. I made some polenta."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #244 on: March 12, 2006, 05:15:06 pm »
"Today the baby told me that she doesn't have to live by my rules any more, and then left the house in not enough clothing."

"today, the baby left for college"

"today, the baby had a baby."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #245 on: March 12, 2006, 05:19:25 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 12, 2006, 05:15:06 pm

"today, the baby had a baby."

Mass hysteria!
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Babies.. havin' babies!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #246 on: March 12, 2006, 09:04:39 pm »
oh shit guys the baby's birthday is the same day as mine
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #247 on: March 12, 2006, 10:03:04 pm »
Oh fuck!  Wait, what's wrong with this?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #248 on: March 12, 2006, 10:10:23 pm »
Yeah, I was gonna say "And mine's the day after!  OH SHIIIIIIIII- oh wait, nevermind."

But I think that was just neuro's way of telling us he really wants us to buy him that George Foreman grill when the 14th rolls around.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #249 on: March 12, 2006, 10:28:47 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 12, 2006, 05:15:06 pm
"Today the baby told me that she doesn't have to live by my rules any more, and then left the house in not enough clothing."


Yes, this would do nicely.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #250 on: March 12, 2006, 11:52:01 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 12, 2006, 10:10:23 pm
Yeah, I was gonna say "And mine's the day after!  OH SHIIIIIIIII- oh wait, nevermind."

Man, your birthday's the Ides of March? That, sir, is hardcore.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #251 on: March 12, 2006, 11:53:37 pm »
my gf's birthday is on the nonnes of march. so. I guess this is some kind of pattern.

anyone born on the calends?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #252 on: March 13, 2006, 12:01:17 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on March 12, 2006, 11:52:01 pm
Man, your birthday's the Ides of March? That, sir, is hardcore.

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Indeed it is.  As I have pointed out many times, this.

I was aware back then even.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #253 on: March 13, 2006, 01:02:17 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 13, 2006, 12:01:17 am
Indeed it is.  As I have pointed out many times, this.

I was aware back then even.

My birthday's also on the Ides, as Queue mentioned a while back.  In celebration of my 21st, Que's 28th, and Caesar's unfortunate 2050th, Queue and I will perform the first ever simultaneous, reciprocal assassination.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #254 on: March 13, 2006, 01:13:07 am »
Quote from: thedudeabides85 on March 13, 2006, 01:02:17 am
My birthday's also on the Ides, as Queue mentioned a while back.  In celebration of my 21st, Que's 28th, and Caesar's unfortunate 2050th, Queue and I will perform the first ever simultaneous, reciprocal assassination.


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