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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #300 on: March 28, 2006, 02:34:10 am »
Got some sore teats there AD?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #301 on: March 28, 2006, 02:58:28 am »
The answer is Nip Guards for the WIN!

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #302 on: March 28, 2006, 03:28:12 am »
Quote from: lprkn on March 28, 2006, 02:34:10 am
Got some sore teats there AD?

Not personally, but they are around.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #303 on: March 28, 2006, 03:31:24 am »
Bleeding nipples are simply another reason not to run marathons.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #304 on: March 29, 2006, 08:42:56 am »
Current baby status, 3/28: The baby's first word is, Hi.

:nod:

I hear my first word was a number.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #305 on: March 29, 2006, 07:02:48 pm »
First word? Momentous event here. It's like watching a nipper of your own developing.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #306 on: March 29, 2006, 07:57:04 pm »
Lizzie del Vaca's first word was "nose."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #307 on: March 29, 2006, 08:08:53 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on March 29, 2006, 07:57:04 pm
Lizzie del Vaca's first word was "nose."

Are you sure it wasn't 'knows"?

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #308 on: March 29, 2006, 08:38:25 pm »
She was pointing at her nose at the time.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #309 on: March 29, 2006, 08:46:05 pm »
Maybe she was done playing charades?

*Tap on the nose*  "Knows!"


This is probably further logic than a baby can give, despite the, I am assured, miracle that is your baby and all.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #310 on: March 29, 2006, 10:11:23 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on March 29, 2006, 08:42:56 am
Current baby status, 3/28: The baby's first word is, Hi.

:nod:

I hear my first word was a number.

i can imagine a sleep deprived Onstad going "Her first word was 'Hai'? What the fuck -- why is my baby Japanese"
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #311 on: March 29, 2006, 10:42:20 pm »
This is truly the baby of a Stanford graduate.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #312 on: March 29, 2006, 11:08:20 pm »
My first word was "magnet."
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #313 on: March 30, 2006, 04:07:17 am »
I don't know what my first word was.

but, I do know that I was a creepy baby who could talk in coherent sentences  very early. I terrified people.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #314 on: March 30, 2006, 11:35:57 am »
Quote from: *****_god on March 29, 2006, 08:42:56 am
The baby's first word is, Hi.

That's so appropriately... appropriate.
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