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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #360 on: April 21, 2006, 04:15:01 pm »
Oh ho!  Zing! 

See, this is why I nominate you for TOUAMBIE living the least-shame-based life award.  And that award is a tiny can.  Not that you care about cans.  Because that would be shameful.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #361 on: April 24, 2006, 05:36:48 am »
Current baby status, 4/23: The baby knows to say Hi to approaching dogs.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #362 on: April 25, 2006, 11:21:35 am »
Current baby status, 4/24: The baby did not eat anything that she could not scream at first. The baby forgot that it is the job of enzymes, not screams, to break down the food.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #363 on: April 26, 2006, 02:46:23 am »
This is a common phenomenon among babies.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #364 on: April 26, 2006, 03:23:28 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 25, 2006, 11:21:35 am
Current baby status, 4/24: The baby did not eat anything that she could not scream at first. The baby forgot that it is the job of enzymes, not screams, to break down the food.

I won't lie, I didn't learn this until 10th grade.  It was explained to me by a goodnatured chemistry teacher.  Man was that embarrassing.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #365 on: April 28, 2006, 11:12:31 am »
Current baby status, 4/27: Turns out I was wrong. The baby screamed at a piece of radiatore until it turned back into individual trenette.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #366 on: May 01, 2006, 09:06:27 am »
Current baby status, 4/30: The baby was going to get to play with her great-grandfather's ukulele, but it turns out it's made from really valuable extinct koa wood, so now we all just feel really bad about what man has done to the planet in the name of ukuleles.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #367 on: May 02, 2006, 12:58:17 am »
Koa trees grow in the old hardwood forests on the Big Island and maybe others. We have a humungous Koa log sitting in a warehouse waiting to be turned into a canoe. It's definitely not extinct. It's expensive, and on the rare side, but it's not extinct.l
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #368 on: May 02, 2006, 01:21:22 am »
Quote from: thedudeabides85 on May 01, 2006, 09:06:27 am
Current baby status, 4/30: The baby was going to get to play with her great-grandfather's ukulele, but it turns out it's made from really valuable extinct koa wood, so now we all just feel really bad about what man has done to the planet in the name of ukuleles.

Best baby status I have read.


Can anyone give cans?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #369 on: May 02, 2006, 03:12:51 am »
Anyone with over 25 relevant posts can give or take cans, one per hour.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #370 on: May 02, 2006, 03:19:00 am »
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #371 on: May 02, 2006, 03:21:48 am »
In other words, not just 25 one-word posts or other crap to obviously bump one's post count (see above for example of how not to post :P ).
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #372 on: May 02, 2006, 03:23:38 am »
Hey, where did that :) come from?

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #373 on: May 02, 2006, 03:25:36 am »
Dude, you're pushing the joke too hard.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #374 on: May 02, 2006, 03:26:34 am »
It was a joke?
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