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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #555 on: August 11, 2006, 03:47:45 pm »
I thought the "looks at us unsurely" part was made-up anyway.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #556 on: August 11, 2006, 04:06:18 pm »
Quote from: jough on August 11, 2006, 03:47:45 pm
I thought the "looks at us unsurely" part was made-up anyway.

She's just confused because the printed lyrics don't match the actual song. See also: BNL - One Week.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #557 on: August 13, 2006, 04:36:46 pm »
The baby is now a They Might Be Giants fan.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #558 on: August 13, 2006, 05:35:58 pm »
They get her with "Here Come the ABCs" and "NO!" and then it just grows from there.

Soon she won't be able to sleep unless they call Dial-A-Song...
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #559 on: August 14, 2006, 03:53:33 am »
Current toddler status, 8/14: We went to a birthday party for another toddler and everybody got confused and danced to something called Mega Frog.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #560 on: August 15, 2006, 12:38:20 pm »
I was curious as to what Mega Frog is, but the search engine says "huh?"
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #561 on: August 15, 2006, 02:23:50 pm »
I assumed it has something to do with this frog that exists on the periphery of pop culture, since the only reason I can imagine for anyone dancing to this sort of music is by accident/confusion.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #562 on: August 15, 2006, 04:32:27 pm »
I've noticed over the past couple years that thing has been going around, one day the frog's c*ck vanished. 
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« Reply #563 on: August 21, 2006, 11:33:39 am »
Current toddler status, 8/20: We took a plane ride to Los Angeles, and she added the word Bogus to her vocabulary.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #564 on: August 21, 2006, 02:21:25 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 21, 2006, 11:33:39 am
Current toddler status, 8/20: We took a plane ride to Los Angeles, and she added the word Bogus to her vocabulary.
Hahaha! I guess that they were sitting next to some crazy surfers, ah brah?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #565 on: August 21, 2006, 10:30:01 pm »
Well, LA is pretty bogus, truth be told.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #566 on: August 28, 2006, 11:59:26 am »
Current toddler status, 8/27: Half an hour of topless peek-a-boo couldn't help but bring back bitter memories of why I lost my last job.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #567 on: August 28, 2006, 02:40:10 pm »
Am I the only one who finds this one highly, highly disturbing?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #568 on: August 28, 2006, 03:51:47 pm »
yeah, wtfuck Onstad?

onstad? more like bad-touch-stad!

we have talked before about why it is not OK to make jokes like this... but he was setting himself up for this one.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #569 on: August 28, 2006, 04:04:36 pm »
No no - it's bottomless peek-a-boo that we'd find disturbing.
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