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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #660 on: November 20, 2006, 06:12:49 am »
Oh no, no one's added the latest one yet!

Current toddler status, 11/19: She got hugged by some anonymous boy-toddler at the park. Even at this age, dads instinctively start to find fault with the little fellow.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #661 on: November 26, 2006, 12:34:18 pm »
Current toddler status, 11/25: Saturday: We went to a beer garden at 11:30am and it turned out to be a great parenting decision.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #662 on: November 28, 2006, 03:58:13 pm »
Current toddler status, 11/27 —
Tights: 0
Carseat Temper Tantrum: 1
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #663 on: December 03, 2006, 11:33:54 am »
Current toddler status, 12/02 —
We scored a plastic play-house thing the size of a cubicle. It will sit in the yard and get worse until we have to feel terrible about throwing it in a landfill.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #664 on: December 05, 2006, 09:17:42 am »
Current toddler status, 12/04:

At her direction, the little advent cupboard is now full of Weebles, Weeble furniture, and large pieces of cereal.


OMG i got one before Judy!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #665 on: December 05, 2006, 04:22:04 pm »
Quote from: DanSC on December 05, 2006, 09:17:42 am
Current toddler status, 12/04:

At her direction, the little advent cupboard is now full of Weebles, Weeble furniture, and large pieces of cereal.


OMG i got one before Judy!

I blame Onstad for not updating early enough.

Have a can on me, anyhow.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #666 on: December 05, 2006, 05:52:48 pm »
You know, for a second I thought "OMG I got one before Judy!" was an actual part of the baby update, and lo, I was confused.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #667 on: December 11, 2006, 07:17:46 pm »
Current toddler status, 12/10:

She is trying her hardest to concoct sentences, but most of the time the undertaking strains and rattles so hard that it collapses into a heap of nouns and bruised infinitives.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #668 on: December 12, 2006, 12:00:39 am »
my cousin is learning animal names and noises.

he makes such astute social commentary as refusing to call a Chihuahua-in-arms a "puppy;" it is obviously a kitty. he meows at them.
he also follows around their cat, and yells at her if she climbs on the pieces of furniture she is not supposed to go on.

goddamn, kids are so cute (especially when you only get the highlights reel.)
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #669 on: December 16, 2006, 12:21:54 pm »
Current toddler status, 12/15
I've always dreaded sitting on Santa's lap. Why must we subject her to it? He's doing nothing more than collecting market data for his host mall, anyways. Bah.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #670 on: December 17, 2006, 11:29:30 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on December 16, 2006, 12:21:54 pm
Current toddler status, 12/15
I've always dreaded sitting on Santa's lap. Why must we subject her to it? He's doing nothing more than collecting market data for his host mall, anyways. Bah.

Thanks for the new avvie. I like to think that your toddler looks up to see that every time it wakes up in the morning.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #671 on: December 18, 2006, 08:33:01 am »
Shane MacGowan's baby updates? Top idea, Nabu.

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She has large gaps between her teeth. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #672 on: December 18, 2006, 06:29:31 pm »
Quote from: Shane
Current toddler status, 7/13
Toddler whereabouts unknown. Extremely drunk. Everything will be fine.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #673 on: December 18, 2006, 10:37:40 pm »
I like this meme.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #674 on: December 18, 2006, 10:45:05 pm »
That 7/13 one is Awesome2
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