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[Mr Trout]

Those Lady and the Tramp continuity errors are particularly funny to me as my daughter has watched that DVD aproximately eleventy billion times and I notice those errors on EVERY SINGLE VIEWING.

[Bimmicus]

God damn you Onstad for making me look up lipoma. I won't be able to eat Italian for weeks now.

[linnea]

God damn you Onstad for making me look up lipoma. I won't be able to eat Italian for weeks now.

Yeah, there are some pretty nasty pictures on the intarwub. Mine wasn't that bad.

[Drygioni]

Current toddler status, 2/12
I sat in at her little preschool and I was the only male parent and nobody talked to me except a kid named Joshie who had a truck.

I really didn't want to break my perfect 900 (nice number) post count before leaving, but I have a compulsion with these damn baby updates. Call it the nicotine in TOUAMB's cigarette.

[robot_god]

So did Chris look for any faults in him or is this playa a candidate?

I'd say stay away, I've never trusted anyone named Josh; no offense to any Joshes, but your name is cellophane thin.

[linnea]

Current toddler status, 2/12
I sat in at her little preschool and I was the only male parent and nobody talked to me except a kid named Joshie who had a truck.

I really didn't want to break my perfect 900 (nice number) post count before leaving, but I have a compulsion with these damn baby updates. Call it the nicotine in TOUAMB's cigarette.

Whoa, are you taking a break from TOUAMB, Judy?

[wombat]

Current toddler status, 2/15
As I type this, she is in the other room, watching Mr. Noodle (Michael Jeter, 1952-2003) and carefully coloring her knees with sidewalk chalk.

[coldfrog]

Mr. Noodle gives me nightmares.  He's a zombie with a horribly literal sense of language comprehension that leads him to make an utter fool of himself before they lock him back in his electrified cage and poke him full of barbituates.

[Doc]

Mr. Noodle gives me nightmares.  He's a zombie with a horribly literal sense of language comprehension that leads him to make an utter fool of himself before they lock him back in his electrified cage and poke him full of barbituates.

I am convinced your continent gets a much higher quality level of flashback-inducing childrens' programming.

[wombat]

I actually have no idea who Mr Noodle is. That description is rather intriguing.

[jaydub]

I am convinced your continent gets a much higher quality level of flashback-inducing childrens' programming.

Clearly, sir, you have forgotten the Wombles.

[coldfrog]

I actually have no idea who Mr Noodle is. That description is rather intriguing.

Mr. Noodle is this character on Sesame Street who appears exclusively on Elmo's World, and every day Elmo tries to teach him how to do something while children in the background demand satisfaction like a crowd full of romans, and he is so so bad at actually doing anything.  I can't think of any particularly good examples, but usually when Elmo says to do something, he does it in that literal sense that, if it was anyone else, you'd think he was mocking you.  I try not to watch sesame street to much anymore, as a general rule.

[AugustWest]

Elmo?  Bah. 

[littlefallsmets]

I have a friend whom you can make cry if you say "Goodbye, Mister Hooper" in a reasonable Big Bird impression.

We had a puppet that openly mourned the death of a shopkeeper, kids today have a puppet that openly sells toys of himself with a vibrator in them. It's a mixed bag. Yes, they're being primed to be even more materialistic at an even earlier age but, on the other hand, they're not horribly emotionally scarred by well-intentioned intellectuals trying to teach them about death with puppets.

[Doc]

Clearly, sir, you have forgotten the Wombles.

Touche, sir.

I have a friend whom you can make cry if you say "Goodbye, Mister Hooper" in a reasonable Big Bird impression.

Damnit man, don't make me have to listen to 'a boy and his frog' again.