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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #870 on: May 02, 2007, 06:23:45 am »
Current toddler status, 5/1
If the pope falls in the woods, does he only cry if someone sees him?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #871 on: May 02, 2007, 07:05:01 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on May 02, 2007, 06:23:45 am
Current toddler status, 5/1
If the pope falls in the woods, does he only cry if someone sees him?
Now there's just no point to that.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #872 on: May 02, 2007, 07:20:42 am »
No point because it's an obvious question or because he's using the internet to mock the attention-based responses of toddlers?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #873 on: May 02, 2007, 07:24:25 am »
Quote from: Doc on May 02, 2007, 07:20:42 am
No point because it's an obvious question or because he's using the internet to mock the attention-based responses of toddlers?

You're overthinking it.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #874 on: May 02, 2007, 07:44:25 pm »
Judy!  Your avatar!  Noooooooo!
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #875 on: May 09, 2007, 05:37:55 pm »
Current toddler status, 5/9
She won't let us brush her hair, so just picture a tiny Janis Joplin with chocolate milk instead of Southern Comfort and you're ninety percent there.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #876 on: May 09, 2007, 05:38:32 pm »
Best toddler update ever.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #877 on: May 09, 2007, 05:48:34 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on April 26, 2007, 01:29:30 am
Get her started on identifying cubic zirconia now. This could prove very useful to her down the road.

Strange coincidence.  She got a prize for filling up her attendance card at Speech Therapy class.  After rejecting such clutter as Troll dolls, a bunny pen and Polly Pocket, she settled on a pretty gold (colored paper) box with a heart pendant.  The pendant had a nicely mounted cubic zirconia in it.  That being a mouthful, she decided to call it a gem.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #878 on: May 16, 2007, 08:51:10 pm »
Current toddler status, 5/9
She won't let us brush her hair, so just picture a tiny Janis Joplin with chocolate milk instead of Southern Comfort and you're ninety percent there.

[Asherdan Replies]Best toddler update ever.[end reply]

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #879 on: May 17, 2007, 06:45:08 am »
Current toddler status, 5/16
Lady and the Tramp continuity error no. 4: In the sequence where they sell the muzzle to the beaver with the speech impediment, Tramp is wearing a wristwatch.

That's the 900th post in the Baby Update thread, people.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #880 on: May 17, 2007, 05:11:55 pm »
maybe we have discussed this before, but none of these scenes actually happen in the movie.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #881 on: May 22, 2007, 12:33:05 pm »
Current toddler status, 5/21
She graduated from preschool and ate a foil-topped tub of fake grape jam at the unremarkable family restaurant.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #882 on: May 22, 2007, 01:00:25 pm »
Locally you only graduate from pre-school when old enough to move on to Kindergarten, so I was a little confused by this at first, thinking Onstad had some crazy baby genius.  I guess maybe you graduate from pre-school every year in the US?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #883 on: May 22, 2007, 01:12:25 pm »
It is my understanding that American schools now leap at every possible excuse for a graduation ceremony.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #884 on: May 22, 2007, 01:42:42 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 22, 2007, 01:12:25 pm
It is my understanding that American schools now leap at every possible excuse for a graduation ceremony.

Indeed. I know of kids who had a graduation when they finished up the first stage of pre-school (two days a week) then again for the 2nd stage (3 days a week). Then of course kindergarten needs a graduation because it's the first time they're in school all day. Then there's 5th and 8th grades, because you move up to another school after that.
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