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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #930 on: June 20, 2007, 12:35:19 am »

Can't think of a better summer image.

I'll stick with bikini babes. Or wet t-shirt contests.
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« Reply #931 on: June 25, 2007, 06:53:07 pm »

Current kid status, 6/24: She missed the "wiener national" dachshund races at the county fair, but caught a Martin Yan demo and a few brand-new black baby sheep with umbilical cords like pink bucatini.

That is the grossest description ever. The umbilical cords that I've seen are blue. I don't wanna think about it.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2007, 10:36:18 pm by linnea »
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« Reply #932 on: June 28, 2007, 11:58:46 am »

Current kid status, 6/27
You get an IRS deduction for having a child, but it should be much larger when they're two. JESUS F. H. CHRIST ON A GINGER-CANE
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #933 on: June 28, 2007, 03:38:00 pm »

OH SHIT HERE COMES ANOTHER BABY. SO EXCITED.

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« Reply #934 on: June 28, 2007, 04:22:06 pm »

When in doubt, I look at Teodor's blog
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« Reply #935 on: June 28, 2007, 10:09:33 pm »

I think he's talking about the 'Terrible Two's' here. You get an auto deduct for a second one.

[Edit] I'm kinda relieved I had to check my general impression of the toddlers age against the archives. Knowing I knew the specific age of 'Stad tot would bother me.[/edit]

Oh, dur. I read that today and noticed the kid status instead of toddler status and got excited.

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« Reply #936 on: July 02, 2007, 12:53:32 pm »

Current kid status, 7/1
We dropped some stuff off in San Francisco for an 'art show' of sorts, and she had her 83rd consecutive meal of french fries at 'Burger Joint' on Valencia.
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« Reply #937 on: July 10, 2007, 12:07:09 pm »

Current kid status, 7/9
Her language acquisition and mimicry are really coming on strong. This is our big chance to make her Irish.
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« Reply #938 on: July 10, 2007, 05:29:39 pm »

this guy I heard interviewed on NPR talked about how at one point in the mid 60s his mom decided that she wanted them to start being Irish. it was pretty silly of a story.
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« Reply #939 on: July 13, 2007, 09:58:52 am »

Current kid status, 7/12
A molar, a plan, a canal, Tylenol.



When exactly did it become kid status? I seem to have failed to notice that.
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« Reply #940 on: July 16, 2007, 01:04:56 pm »

Current kid status, 7/15
I heard her play the harmonica over a recorded phone message and damned if her one little ZWEEE didn't have me wondering what the front office at Juilliard smells like. Will the chairs be comfortable?
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #941 on: July 17, 2007, 03:26:29 am »

You always hope to help them find that thing, but in the back of your head you remember, nurture stuff with a light hand or you'll just crush the bejeebus fun outta it and scare them off.

Wait, that's not the parent's job? Jeez, my folks are going to be stunned by this news.
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« Reply #942 on: July 21, 2007, 04:58:23 pm »

Current kid status, 7/20
She would only eat French Laundry style at the taqueria: one bean wrapped in a Band-Aid sized strip of tortilla.
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« Reply #943 on: July 22, 2007, 12:41:40 am »

people come in and want that kind of shit at Moe's all the time.

They are always pretty pissed when I tell them I still have to charge them full price. I mean... a taco is a taco. Sorry that you asked me to take out everything that goes in it.
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« Reply #944 on: July 22, 2007, 02:07:48 am »

I hate Moe's.  Chipotle ftw.

Also, next week I am going to San Fran.  So many burritos!!!
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