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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2005, 10:13:21 pm »
Yeah, but the money you save on Pr0n would be spent getting the shoes cleaned out.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2005, 10:20:40 pm »
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Yeah, but the money you save on Pr0n would be spent getting the shoes cleaned out.


I suddenly got this image of Todd, being interviewed, declaiming that he "ain't wearing no" socks.
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2005, 10:57:34 pm »
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Yeah, but the money you save on Pr0n would be spent getting the shoes cleaned out.


I suddenly got this image of Todd, being interviewed, declaiming that he "ain't wearing no" socks.

Nice.

~Paul
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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2005, 03:26:31 am »
I love the enormous difficulty Onstad has in restraining himself from coming off as totally obnoxious in his latest blog entry. It's funny to imagine how it could really be that hard to kindly explain that he already knows about the Black and Decker model toaster oven mount.
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2005, 04:03:15 am »
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I love the enormous difficulty Onstad has in restraining himself from coming off as totally obnoxious in his latest blog entry. It's funny to imagine how it could really be that hard to kindly explain that he already knows about the Black and Decker model toaster oven mount.

I'm picturing him snapping back and forth between Good Onstad (a basically nice, reasonable guy) and Bad Onstad (Pat to the infinite power):

"Gosh, a lot of people wrote in to suggest the same toaster oven, but I forgot to mention that it doesn't work. I should probably mention it."

"Those PLEBIANS! How DARE they assume that you had not already chosen and discarded the most obvious model?! They must be chastised for their hubris in assuming you would do such a thing!"

"Now, calm down, they probably just didn't realize --"

"Castigate them in RHYME!"
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« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2005, 12:12:01 pm »
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"Castigate them in RHYME!"


I love days like today.
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« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2005, 12:27:23 pm »
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I'm picturing him snapping back and forth between Good Onstad (a basically nice, reasonable guy) and Bad Onstad (Pat to the infinite power):

"Gosh, a lot of people wrote in to suggest the same toaster oven, but I forgot to mention that it doesn't work. I should probably mention it."

"Those PLEBIANS! How DARE they assume that you had not already chosen and discarded the most obvious model?! They must be chastised for their hubris in assuming you would do such a thing!"

"Now, calm down, they probably just didn't realize --"

"Castigate them in RHYME!"

Will he be wearing a sock puppet ala South Park only in this case the puppet will be named Mr. Pat?

That was great V.

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« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2005, 01:48:58 pm »
There is no need to spend exactly $120 on a knife when this can be had at less than half the price.
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« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2005, 06:03:38 pm »
I think my heart's explodin'! These Knives!
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« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2005, 06:24:14 pm »
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I think my heart's explodin'! These Knives!

I know my basal nervous system wants this knife.
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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2005, 08:43:19 pm »
Man, it's fallin' through that onion.
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« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2005, 11:53:22 pm »
Man, that knife can do anything!  Just ask...Baby Jesus!

I move this thread be stopped, quickly.  I apologize for contributing to it.
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why are there no zippers?
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2005, 04:19:11 am »
I had a terrible thought.  All this talk of shoes in sexual terms...

Well, it suddenly casts Philippe's "stayed up way too late (new shoes!)" in an entirely new, and entirely unwelcome light.
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2005, 05:28:12 pm »
Once this friend of mine was crossing the street right near Tower City in Cleveland when this guy comes up to her in the crosswalk and offers her $50 if he can smell her shoes.

True story.

The world is full of interesting people.
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2005, 12:17:13 am »
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Once this friend of mine was crossing the street right near Tower City in Cleveland when this guy comes up to her in the crosswalk and offers her $50 if he can smell her shoes.

True story.

The world is full of interesting people.

Hmm, Cleveland you say?  I drove through Cleveland once.  While driving along on the freeway I noticed a guy in the car next to me just totally stroking his crank for all it was worth.  He seemed to be completely unconcerned in his small car that virtually everyone could peer in and see exactly what he was doing.  What is up with Cleveland?

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