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[Bobby Isosceles]

In true Seinfeld-esque fashion, we assumed, Lyle's piss thread and Beef's knife thread would come togehter. Perhaps Lyle would steal the knife and use it to cut his ropy piss. Alas, we were disappointed (or, as Jough would say, "YOU ARE OLD AND TIRED ONSTAD. TAKE A VACATION YOU WIFE BEATER.") as Beef returns his knife out of a paranoia that is rather uncharacteristic for a fellow as logical as him.

This is, in my opinion, a poor way to write Beef, as Beef's depression and pessimism has always been the result of a long, slow, deliberate weighing of the odds; it's the kind of despair borne of the second law of thermodynamics, that no matter what we do, the logical path is that of dissolution and decay. Roast Beef subscribing to an unnatural paranoia with no basis in the soul-crushing despair of actual existence is quite at odds with his statement that What We Need More Of Is Science.

At least Lyle is pissing clearly again.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Be careful of diabetes, guys.

[V-Adore]

I think I've actually had this phone call once or twice. I've definitely had this conversation in person.

[Null]

I hope most people who complained about Roast Beef buying the knife were pleased by the entry where he returned it.  On the other hands, some people are never happy and are always depressed or angry.

"My problem, not yours" has to be the most awesome thing to write on a return receipt, ever.

I got to get back to the swamp.

[pmcd9]

Hey Null, where's your buddy void?  I'm always seeing you two together, but he ain't been around lately.

~Paul

[Null]

Last I heard, Void was still in the hospital after that car crash.  He's okay (and he says no more flowers, please, they are making him ill.)  I think he is goofing off.  Can anyone blame him?

Honestly, I say "hi" to him and that's about it.  The business in the past...well, it is in the past for a reason.  

":) Face."

[CortJstr]

"morning calamari" is not a concept that I want to wrap my head around.

[MattFish]

If I had my way it would be that the seven-dollar parrot balloon makes an appearance in the strip, and if that way was really my way it would be that that balloon becomes a harbinger of doom much like the rollerskate, floating by in the distance just as someone was about to leave this mortal coil and in spirit, as the balloon, ascend to unknown heights and disappear from earthly sight.

Also: soap caves that lead to hell

[andalucia]

Gropey Gus?  Huh?

[beanmom]

Gropey Gus?  Huh?

Grumpy + mopey = gropey??

[MattFish]

Gropey Gus is that guy who sits on the crowded subway trains all day

[Simms]

The episode Beef is talking about is called Gender Bender and it's not a good episode.

[Lister]

I managed to watch a few minutes of both shows that Chris would have us vote on.  Does anyone else hate laugh tracks on almost a cellular level?

Presumably they just used it because live audiences require money and space, but damn.  Laugh tracks suck like head cancer and are only slightly less fatal.

[Null]

I think it would be totally Achewoodian if the guy who chased Teodore was also the guy (Darius) who was recently Ray's pool cleaner.  He had to be nice all the time around Ray (though that didn't work) and had to get his meanness out in other avenues.

Teodore is lucky he was not chased by pale green ##### with nobody inside them.

[Null]

A common word for "trousers" is censored?