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Lesbian Bukkake
« on: August 11, 2005, 03:35:19 pm »
There's a movie on The Pirate Bay called "Lezbian Bukkake 2":

http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3365592

How does that even work?
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 03:47:01 pm »
Well, apparently better than one might assume, since it's a sequel.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2005, 03:49:12 pm »
Man, is there any porn concept bad enough to not get a sequel?

I just like the eloquent explanation of the phenomenon in the comments that seems to imply that this is the optimum porn product for guys who like bukkake but think that looking at cocks might make them gay. Way to go!
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 03:49:25 pm »
Maybe it's one o' them squirting movies.

Clarification:  I didn't click the link, so I haven't read whatever explanation V is referring to.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2005, 04:13:30 pm »
Grand Champion: Threads I Was Terrified to Click on at Work (But Did Anyway).
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 08:02:22 pm »
Heck, I was even afraid to click on this thread at home.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 05:43:17 am »
At a Super Bowl party in college, when all the teevees were pulled out for Maximum Viewing, we found in a friend's VCR (man, I am dating myself by saying "VCR in college", huh?) a video tape entitled "Oh My Gush".

That was... pretty much the end of conversations with him that did not somehow involve the phrase "Oh My Gush". We would somehow work into the conversation an explanation that those girls were actually peeing and how if he's into that stuff, it's fine, but don't bullshit us about it, man, if you're into water sports, you're into water sports.

These were the same people I was eventually able to make realize that the cop bear in "Muppets In Space" looked pretty much exactly like a c*ck and with whom I coined the phrase "c*ck Bear is Number One Friend to Children Everywhere."

The last part of this post was mainly for context.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 05:54:45 am »
I have often heard that there are women who can "girlkakke". It makes me a little jealous, but then again, it's also handy to not have to hose down the bed and change the sheets and mattress pad after you're done.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2007, 07:47:27 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 08, 2007, 05:43:17 am
That was... pretty much the end of conversations with him that did not somehow involve the phrase "Oh My Gush". We would somehow work into the conversation an explanation that those girls were actually peeing and how if he's into that stuff, it's fine, but don't bullshit us about it, man, if you're into water sports, you're into water sports.

Man, and I thought conversations with my friend in college who was Into BDSM in the way some college girls can be (i.e., always talking about it, has a riding crop on prominent display in her room, etc.) were awkward!

Also, it amuses me that this is more or less identical to the Coupling episode "Inferno," except that had a better title for the incriminating tape.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2007, 02:37:45 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 08, 2007, 05:43:17 am
At a Super Bowl party in college, when all the teevees were pulled out for Maximum Viewing, we found in a friend's VCR (man, I am dating myself by saying "VCR in college", huh?) a video tape entitled "Oh My Gush".

That was... pretty much the end of conversations with him that did not somehow involve the phrase "Oh My Gush". We would somehow work into the conversation an explanation that those girls were actually peeing and how if he's into that stuff, it's fine, but don't bullshit us about it, man, if you're into water sports, you're into water sports.

I saw one of those backstage/outtakes movies about porn and one of them is about this subject. The director mentions how they need to have about 3-times as many beverages backstage for a squirting movie but nobody is sure why. Because they're totally not peeing! No way! Then the squirtee gets all pissed off at one of the squirters for getting her ass all in her face or something and storms off.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2007, 03:47:40 pm »
Here is my theory of porn sequels:  They shoot the one movie.  Everyone goes off with their pay checks.  Two days later the money runs out, and everyone crawls back begging for more money to support their various habits.  The cycle begins again.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2007, 08:56:11 pm »
Dang people this is so not a thread that needed to be raised from the dead.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 09:01:41 pm »
Blame not mine wand'ring consciousness but blame the random guests whose internet perambulations draw me into commentary, through yon Users Online Mechanisms.

Unregistered guests are pretty much guaranteed to be looking at fucked-up stuff.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2007, 09:55:40 pm »
people, it ain't pee.
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Re: Lesbian Bukkake
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2007, 10:32:34 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 08, 2007, 09:55:40 pm
people, it ain't pee.

I read somewhere (that's solid scholarship and research, right there) that they just "fill themselves up" with some water, and then let 'er rip for the money shot when directed.

I'm not sorry I shared that, at all.
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