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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« on: August 23, 2005, 05:15:00 am »
It's nice to see Roast Beef's fears finally come to fruition, and that he was capable of handling it pretty well. I like Ray's calm response, as well. So there's that.


My problem is that I'm always tempted to read the alt text before I read the actual comic.
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2005, 05:23:00 am »
Heheh. I like the juxtaposition of Beef's total fear and Beef's total calm when actually confronted. You just know he's gonna go out there and get some cookies, and Ray won't care.

Also, full points for the wildly inappropriate "scan your belly button" idea.
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2005, 05:35:39 am »
Like Ray has room to talk!  Want some birthday cake Mr. Smuckles?

Seems like the internet porn theme is recurring curiously often these days.  Has Onstad hit a post-partum dry spell with the Ol' Lady?  Welcome to my dang ol' world.  See you in 20 years.
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2005, 05:42:00 am »
Everyone has been in a similar situation as this, I'm sure.

Scanners are totally not the right tool to take pictures of naked body parts. There is no way to make it look flattering.

I love Ray's little cut off line there, "Beef, you ever taste sugar cookies?"
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2005, 05:48:44 am »
Why did he turn the lights off?

At first I thought he fell asleep, but I now believe that not to be the case.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2005, 06:26:30 am »
I think the room darkened from the sheer dank weight of his shame.
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 06:29:21 am »
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Like Ray has room to talk!  Want some birthday cake Mr. Smuckles?

Seems like the internet porn theme is recurring curiously often these days.  Has Onstad hit a post-partum dry spell with the Ol' Lady?  Welcome to my dang ol' world.  See you in 20 years.


Happy to say our stuff just gets better with each kid. The off time was pretty short, too.  I think we'll have, like, 10.  I'll be a shriveled husk of a man but sooooo happy.
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 12:43:30 pm »
I admire Beef's tenacity. He fought the guilt, the shame, just to see his belly button from a different perspective.
And I admire Ray's nonchalance in discovering Beef. Although it came as no surprise that his reaction was so subdued.
It's kinda like having a parent walk in on you during...something...but it's Ray, so he's cool with it.
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2005, 01:31:50 pm »
Cats don't have bellybuttons, dammit!! But at least Beef's tail is there, albeit tucked under.

I hadn't given any thought to banging a website before, but now...now...I can't stop thinking about it.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2005, 01:55:20 pm »
"Dude, are you bangin´ a website?" is THE line, no need to make this a 12-panel strip.

About the darkness: Its just there so Onstad can use the "KLIK", and it works fine too.

edit: spelling as usual, and hey? - How come I come across as pissed off?
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2005, 02:16:53 pm »
If anyone would understand bangin' a website, I would expect it to be Ray.  But on the whole I guess he's cool, better "No cookies for you" than "Get out of my house!"
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2005, 03:03:21 pm »
What about "Did you ever taste sugar cookies?"  I mean, I thought sugar cookies were pretty ubiquitous.  I mean, Ray's eaten one of every endangered species, but he's never had a sugar cookie?

Now I fully expect 17 of you to chime in and post that you've never had a dang ol' sugar cookie either.
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2005, 05:35:05 pm »
I think the sugar cookie thing is more that Ray is just so accustomed to weird/rare things (cilantro-ape ceviche, bi-curious prime rib), that when presented with something as completely ordinary as a sugar cookie, it's like a rare, exotic thing for him.  Spot on.

"Banging a website" is an awesome line, and will be tough to insert into conversation from now on.
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August 23, 2005 - Dude, are you bangin' a website?
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2005, 06:33:26 pm »
Quote from: "Islikemoxie!"
"Dude, are you bangin´ a website?" is THE line, no need to make this a 12-panel strip.


Agreed - I think this strip works even if you cut out the first eight panels.  Maybe throw in the eighth, just to get the "KLIK."

I dearly hope the scan of Beef's bellybutton somehow ends up on a blog or something.
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2005, 06:58:47 pm »
Quote from: "acoxcae"
I think the sugar cookie thing is more that Ray is just so accustomed to weird/rare things (cilantro-ape ceviche, bi-curious prime rib), that when presented with something as completely ordinary as a sugar cookie, it's like a rare, exotic thing for him.  Spot on.


Alternatively, he assumes that anything he eats is so weird and rare that none of his friends have ever had it. Either way he has lost the ability to distinguish.
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