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[Null]

Ray's swinging arms were great in this one.  They really distracted me from the whole conversation.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Given that Onstad is a foodie (I am using that word and you cannot stop me), and that he injects foodie fantasies into his characters' lives and blogs, I am wondering if he has this whole callipygian-posteriors/cakes thing, or if he in fact dressed like a CUNT in a tub of cream.

[AugustWest]

Bobby, your new icon is just wrong.

[CortJstr]

I would think that sheet cake would be less satisfying than something thicker. It's all about layers.

And let me just tell you that nipple rings look really really weird on a mammogram. Not that this would affect Ray, I'm just saying.

[V-Adore]

Ray's example of Sean Connery as a nipple-ring sophisticate gives me pause. It makes me wonder: does Connery actually have nipple rings? If so, terror.

(On a tangential subject: is anyone else weirded out by the Vintage T advertisement being Ray saying "hella tasteful!"? I mean, when I think of authorities on tasteful things, I do not think of Ray Smuckles. Ray endorsing the shirt makes me wonder if it smells like Goldschlager and has some sort of LED panel displaying ASCII porno on the back.)

[Null]

(On a tangential subject: is anyone else weirded out by the Vintage T advertisement being Ray saying "hella tasteful!"? I mean, when I think of authorities on tasteful things, I do not think of Ray Smuckles. Ray endorsing the shirt makes me wonder if it smells like Goldschlager and has some sort of LED panel displaying ASCII porno on the back.)

I get the impression that Ray thinks he is the ultimate arbiter of taste.   He goes on about his high IQ, as well, but shows no evidence of being especially intelligent.

I imagine he just kept bugging Onstad over and over about how he (Ray) would be the perfect model for the new shirt, and Onstad just said, "Fine, fine, whatever.  You're giving me a headache."

Now, he does seem to know his liquor.  I guess.  I mean, all those names could be made up and I'd be no wiser.  Or taller.

[gearnest]

Is Ray powerwalking?

[Mantonio]

Bobby, your new icon is just wrong.

Indeed. It made vomit come out of my mouth.

[wombat]

And let me just tell you that nipple rings look really really weird on a mammogram.

How the hell do you know this.

[CortJstr]

And let me just tell you that nipple rings look really really weird on a mammogram.

How the hell do you know this.

She had a hoss shoe shaped one with pointy ends. I think she was like 54.

Oh, and I work at a place that accredits mammographers. I see something like 3 or 400 women's cases every day. But so far only one nipple piercing.

[Skillator]

I get the impression that Ray thinks he is the ultimate arbiter of taste.   He goes on about his high IQ, as well, but shows no evidence of being especially intelligent.

The fact that he feels Sean Connery would wear nipple rings, goes to show what kind of grasp he has on style... plus... HE IS A CAT IN A THONG.

But if the thought of a cat gettin off on a chick sitting on cake isn't webcest... I don't know what is.

Also, I thought Ray said "hell of" rather than hella most of the time. It just feels out of place as hella.

[wombat]

Oh, and I work at a place that accredits mammographers. I see something like 3 or 400 women's cases every day.

I'm speechless. I had no idea such a thing existed.  How did you know to want to be this when you grew up?

We are all about education.

[MattFish]

I love when Beef just totally burns the other characters. It's more fun than when Teodor or Lyle does it, in my opinion.

I want to see a return of the Car of Pain.

[miles]

Also, I thought Ray said "hell of" rather than hella most of the time. It just feels out of place as hella.

That's Beef, right?

[mudokon]

That's Beef, right?

Yes.