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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2005, 01:34:28 am »
This one bears up under obsessively repeated readings.

I was thinking, I bet they have a big Talk Like a Dick department at Stanford.
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2005, 01:01:58 am »
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people with REALLY BIG BOOKS (or boats, cars, televisions, etc.) are compensating for their smallish cock.


So I suppose Stephen King would have an inverted cock about -25" long
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2005, 02:11:01 am »
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people with REALLY BIG BOOKS (or boats, cars, televisions, etc.) are compensating for their smallish cock.


So I suppose Stephen King would have an inverted cock about -25" long


Wow.  And I can't even finish my book.  Hell, I can barely get started.
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2005, 03:13:16 am »
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people with REALLY BIG BOOKS (or boats, cars, televisions, etc.) are compensating for their smallish cock.


So I suppose Stephen King would have an inverted cock about -25" long


Wow.  And I can't even finish my book.  Hell, I can barely get started.


One time I almost fantasized about writing one of those Little Golden Books. Almost.
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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2005, 04:08:28 am »
So Ezra Pound has one the size of an elephant then?
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2005, 04:34:41 am »
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people with REALLY BIG BOOKS (or boats, cars, televisions, etc.) are compensating for their smallish cock.


So I suppose Stephen King would have an inverted cock about -25" long


Wow.  And I can't even finish my book.  Hell, I can barely get started.


I couldn't finish my huge book either, but I'd had a couple of beers and was hell of depressed...my printer said it was "OK" but it kind of snickered.   I dumped that and got a laser printer soon after, but I have to keep making excuses...and I'm running out of them.
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2005, 04:46:48 am »
LOOK!  I'm trying to create a shared rationalization here!
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2005, 04:54:58 am »
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LOOK!  I'm trying to create a shared rationalization here!


The beauty about shared rationalizations is that they arise spontaneously out of the aether.  It's one of the few things that people who believe in evolution and people who believe in divine creation can agree on.  

When they're not hitting each other with mallets, I mean.
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2005, 09:44:39 pm »
Then there's the sort of middle ground of 'intelligent design'.

http://www.intelligentdesignnetwork.org/

Not an endorsement but for Education.
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2005, 09:47:32 pm »
If I have written no book of any size, does it follow that I have no c*ck?

If August WANTS to write a huge book but has not yet, does he have no c*ck, yet desires a small one?
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9/1/05: Talk Like A Dick School
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2005, 06:35:58 pm »
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If I have written no book of any size, does it follow that I have no c*ck?


No, it would follow that you don't have a c*ck because you're AlohaDawg.
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