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@achewood Today's sad thing: A reeking tweaker couple looking in the gas station freezer for "that pizza that was good in the microwave last time."

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September 2005 Blogapalooza
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2005, 06:52:19 pm »
Also amusing to me is the seventy-five instances where he could follow up a statement with "Duh!" but doesn't. Because he's Mr. Bear. And Mr. Bear has class.
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September 2005 Blogapalooza
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2005, 09:49:18 pm »
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52. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
    Either that or I've had sexual intercourse on a plate of salsa. I'm not sure which.


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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2005, 04:32:34 pm »
Man I'd hate to be Nice Pete's publisher. The leftover pieces of him, I mean.
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2005, 07:15:11 pm »
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It's like working QA on the line at a bagel company but all the bagels going past you are shaped like hammers and sickles and you're not sure if you should say anything or just let the machines do their work.

Now I wish more than anything for someone to open a COMMIE BAGEL FACTORY somewhere in my town.
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2005, 08:06:25 pm »
I'm sure the place Onstad seeks doesn't exist anywhere, but even if it did he wouldn't like it any better than the place he resides currently.

Can he seriously be as big of an asshole as he seems in his blog?

~Paul
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2005, 10:52:25 pm »
Uh-oh. Looks like Philippe is about to get traumatised. Again.

Philippe: Hey Teodor, do baby birds sleep with their feet sticking straight out?*

T: No.

Philippe: <hands over mouth> Nooooo!

*When my sister and I were kids, we found a baby bird in the alley once and decided to nurse it back to health. One day, it died. Its feet stuck out and everything. My sister actually asked that question. Now, it's been immortalized in Achewood fanfic.
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2005, 11:43:55 am »
What is going wrong in Achewood's public school system so that Philippe thinks turkey is an acceptable meal for a bird. He's raising his son to be a cannibal!
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2005, 12:17:43 pm »
What in heck are hermaphrodite peas?  I mean, I know what the two words mean, is there such a thing in reality that is made of both?

Also, "best-stitute."   Yikes.

Pat is the sorest, tightest sphincter in the known universe.
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2005, 01:17:03 pm »
Does any body else have people at their place of work who bring their lunch from Whole Foods/Trader Joe's and feel the need to mention this "subtly" as often as possible? It's just a place to buy groceries, you're not impressing anybody.
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2005, 01:22:25 pm »
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Does any body else have people at their place of work who bring their lunch from Whole Foods/Trader Joe's and feel the need to mention this "subtly" as often as possible? It's just a place to buy groceries, you're not impressing anybody.


Okay Okay.. I brought in lunch made from stuff bought at Trader Joe's today!  I'm not all proud of it or suchlike!   Please do not be prosecuting the man with the organic cheese and mayo-like soy sandwich (all on some such as 25-grain chaff enabled bread and a sprig of non-pesticide rosemary).

Actually, I lie it's really a bucket of KFC with dippin' gravy
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2005, 03:29:54 pm »
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Actually, I lie it's really a bucket of KFC with dippin' gravy


Last time I ate KFC, I gained six pounds in one day. =(
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2005, 03:38:05 pm »
Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to eat six pounds of KFC.  And you'd have to consume that much food to gain that much weight.  At least.  You don't acquire mass from nowhere.  It's like, a LAW or something.
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« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2005, 04:57:56 am »
Oh my god, Phillipe is going to kill a baby bird.  Nooooooooooo!
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« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2005, 03:41:43 pm »
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Oh my god, Phillipe is going to kill a baby bird.  Nooooooooooo!


I'm surprised Lyle hasn't killed it already with a lawnmower or something.
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« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2005, 04:52:40 pm »
Pat's incoherent rage at Trader Joe's = 100% win.

Also, is anyone else confused about what Onstad did with the postcards? Because I kind of don't get it. What am I missing?
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