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Are you a gemini?

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Voting closed: September 23, 2005, 07:11:39 am


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« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2005, 04:23:30 pm »
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sagittarius.

this means i have a monster cock that i know how to use.

the real question is where does one place the italics in the previous sentence? i struggled over this for MINUTES.


I dunno, man, I'm a Sagittarius, and I have no cock at all.  What gives?
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« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2005, 04:51:12 pm »
I didn't read this whole thread so I apologize if anyone already said this:

Astrology is stupid.

Carry on. :dunce:
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« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2005, 06:18:31 pm »
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I'm a Taurus and an Ox which I guess means I'm consistent.
Feels kind of boring through.


Taurox sounds like an interesting brand name for an energy drink made from beef broth that is lauded with taurine.

TAUROX GIVES YOU HORNS
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« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2005, 08:08:30 pm »
Don't be ridiclous... no one would buy an energy drink associated with bulls... NO ONE!
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« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2005, 12:38:00 am »
I am a Libra, and my birthday is tomorrow.

Also: for Chinese Zodiac I am a Earth Mare ( I can't type h.o.r.s.e.... this is new) and my SO is a Metal Cock.  Yes, he is a Metal Cock, and he says it proudly.  

Also: it is the year of the Rooster (Cock), and there are signs all over Chinatown reminding us of this.  It's Chinatown.

Also:  hello, I am back.
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« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2005, 12:42:33 am »
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sagittarius.

this means i have a monster cock that i know how to use.

the real question is where does one place the italics in the previous sentence? i struggled over this for MINUTES.


I dunno, man, I'm a Sagittarius, and I have no cock at all.  What gives?


you have a monster pu$$y?

is there a female equivalent to "monster cock"? is this something ladies joke about like dudes joke about, only with secret girl code?
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« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2005, 01:25:50 am »
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Capricorn married to Taurus.  This is, apparently, a good thing.


Me too.
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« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2005, 02:50:26 am »
Forget it, Smells, it's Chinatown.

Also, happy birthday-soon, and happy back-on-the-board!
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« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2005, 03:49:31 am »
Go Smells! It's your birthday!

Are you allowed to actually do that on somebody's birthday? I'm unclear on the etiquette here
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« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2005, 10:39:12 am »
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is there a female equivalent to "monster cock"? is this something ladies joke about like dudes joke about, only with secret girl code?


She's got a snapper.

~Paul
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« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2005, 10:00:09 pm »
Birthday Update:  The other girl at work who took the promotion I decided not to take is also celebrating her birthday today.  I announced my birthday after she did her's so everyone seemed slightly less enthusiastic.
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« Reply #56 on: September 27, 2005, 10:01:24 pm »
Birthday update:  I arrived in my office to find a flower on my desk and a new keyboard to replace the one with the broken space bar.
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« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2005, 10:01:34 pm »
Hey Smells, welcome back, and Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2005, 10:02:31 pm »
Birthday update:  The keyboard turned out to have been ordered for someone else and I had to give it back.  My boss told me I have a "birthday glow."
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« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2005, 10:04:56 pm »
Birthday update:  During the rehearsal the actors were having lots of fun.  They didn't know that, secretly, it's my birthday.
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