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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2005, 07:58:48 am »
Whose house?

JOUGH'S HOUSE

Whose house?

JOUGH'S HOUSE

(Say what?)
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2005, 08:17:39 am »
Jough runs this board and therefore I should give misterqueue tongue kisses and not say things on the Internet[/size]
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2005, 10:21:25 am »
agrees that tongue kisses are okay and then weeps a little.. on the inside.
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2005, 12:38:24 pm »
I'm glad to see you've come to understand each other.

The Acheboard: All About Education And Makin' Newbies Tongue-Kiss
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2005, 01:41:06 pm »
at first i'm all like "what the fuck is up with the alt-text",
but now i'm all "what the fuck is up with this thread?"

i'm slightly tempted to post emoticons.
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2005, 05:47:09 pm »
n00b pryde!!! double digit posts forever!!
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2005, 05:48:47 pm »
Quote from: "arkabee"
at first i'm all like "what the fuck is up with the alt-text",
but now i'm all "what the fuck is up with this thread?"

i'm slightly tempted to post emoticons.


ROTFLMFAO

i'm so ashamed I typed that
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2005, 06:03:39 pm »
I wonder if this whole Jaime thing isn't Ray's revenge for the whole Cartilage Head thing.

Next it would be Roast Beef's turn.   Probably replacing all of Ray's alcohol with corrosives.
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2005, 06:52:43 pm »
After that, Ray gives Beef a houseplant with thousands of spider eggs a half inch under the soil.
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« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2005, 08:00:50 pm »
I found the strip boring, but the idea of newbie tounge kissing made me laugh.

I love awkward adult terminology for teen activities in general.

When I used to tour highschools as a teen with a peer-to-peer sex-ed show through Planned Parenthood we called this sort of kissing "deep kissing."  It was on a list of safter-sex activities, along with "over-the-clothes touching" and "frotage".  Our show was called "The Live Sex Show:" we got to swear, hand out condoms, etc., and I spent my last year of highschool being excused from class to do the show and cart around a rubber torso with erect c*ck.  Sexy and educational!  It was sooo fun.  I love the idea of hello_jello and misterqueue touring the country side together with a sex-u-cational production.

hello_jello:  Hi guys, we're here today to let you know that it's okay to dry hump!
misterqueue: That's right!  There's lots of great ways to get off without taking your clothes off!  And we're going to break it down for you!
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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2005, 08:06:33 pm »
Ray's arms look short, which in turn makes his head look big.
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2005, 09:03:43 pm »
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After that, Ray gives Beef a houseplant with thousands of spider eggs a half inch under the soil.


After that, Ray and Beef bury the hatchet and team up to inform Philippe that there are now five skeletons in the closet, each more restless than the last.  And that they come out at night and touch all his toys and shoes while he's sleeping.
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10/03/05 - Titty Twisters
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2005, 11:42:49 pm »
My dear side_show, never has my oft used online moniker been given such an amusing scenario.

I can already see myself passing out Pamphlets: "So you wanna have safe maximum cuddles?"

Then maybe the other newbs and I put on a play about the importance of bleaching your spunk towels.  Oh joyous joy!
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« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2005, 07:42:18 am »
This thread is indeed awesome on at least 4 levels but.... 'frotage'?
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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2005, 07:04:28 pm »
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Next it would be Roast Beef's turn.   Probably replacing all of Ray's alcohol with corrosives.


I don't think he'd notice.  And if the taste was off a bit he'd just pass it on to Lyle.  Dude drinks gasoline with his cereal.
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