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Does watching this make you feel terrible?

Yes
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Yes, but not as much as the guy who's jacking off the pig
- 4 (57.1%)

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Voting closed: October 11, 2005, 04:12:49 am


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Bobby Isosceles

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PIG GETS JACKED OFF. TO TECHNO MUSIC. FOR SCIENCE!
« on: October 11, 2005, 04:12:49 am »
SQUEEEEAL like a pig

I am not making this up. A promotional video from Genes Diffusion (a
laboratory research firm) about a new and improved method of collecting
boar semen. Why this video is awesome:

1) you start getting into the music and you stop and realize "holy crap i
am dancing to a pig getting jacked off"
2) you start imagining the pigs getting jacked off matrix-style, with
screens freezing and rotating 720 degrees while the sperm moves in slow
motion, leaving ripples in space-time
3) HOLY SHIT IS THAT WHAT A PIG'S DICK LOOKS LIKE
4) If only our discussion of barbed cat c*ckes could have a soundtrack

(http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8532502869609931649)
I'd even say this is SFW.


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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 04:24:19 am »
I have to say, in the beginning, that guy looks like the hacker guy in every single spy team movie- you know, the funny, geeky one that looks at porn. Watching this, I felt like I was watching the middle of Mission:Impossible 3: Hell's Half Acre. He's infiltrated the Corporation building, he's getting out all of his high tech equipment- the rubber gloves, the bag, the fake boar pu$$y, and he's gonna get that boar semen, even if the MAN doesn't want him to!
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 04:31:33 am »
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I have to say, in the beginning, that guy looks like the hacker guy in every single spy team movie- you know, the funny, geeky one that looks at porn. Watching this, I felt like I was watching the middle of Mission:Impossible 3: Hell's Half Acre. He's infiltrated the Corporation building, he's getting out all of his high tech equipment- the rubber gloves, the bag, the fake boar pu$$y, and he's gonna get that boar semen, even if the MAN doesn't want him to!


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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 04:57:17 am »
Ok, so they lead the hog into a pen with a saddle shaped stainless steel platform and he's thinking, yeah, I gotta get me some of that.  WTF?

Ok, so the hogs testicles are the size of coconuts and the c*ck is like one of those bar drink dispensers.  WTF?

Ok, so the technician, he's wearing these blue latex gloves while he's handling the hogs drink dispenser c*ck.  He then makes his report while still wearing one of the gloves getting hog semen all over the pneumatic tube which is in turn being handled by some unsuspecting clerk elsewhere in the building.  WTF?

Ok, so Collectis has an automated hog semen collecting system where a single technician can collect the semen from 4 hogs simultaniously.  The pork industry needs this much semen why?  WTF?

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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 05:31:45 am »
That's really dis..dis..dist..disg..dis..distu..distu r..GROSS.
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 05:53:21 am »
I can explain the first one-- if, everytime you walked into a particular room, you got a handjob...

Wouldn't you pop wood whenever you walked in there, too?
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 01:17:32 pm »
A predictable lot are you. All of you chose "Not as terrible as the guy jacking off the pig," despite the fact that he was smiling at several points. Conclusion: you voted before seeing. Bad sheep.
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 01:52:51 pm »
What can I say?  The man loves his work.
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 02:59:04 pm »
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What can I say?  The man loves his work.


WINNER.
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2005, 06:18:45 pm »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
A predictable lot are you. All of you chose "Not as terrible as the guy jacking off the pig," despite the fact that he was smiling at several points. Conclusion: you voted before seeing. Bad sheep.

Eh, I didn't exactly feel that bad watching it, and while these particular guys didn't seem perturbed, I can extrapolate to assume that a career in the boar-collection industry is not for me.

Two thoughts:
1) This process looks really lossy. Wasn't there goo dripping everywhere?
2) Hey, is that Mike Nelson?
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2005, 06:21:17 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
A predictable lot are you. All of you chose "Not as terrible as the guy jacking off the pig," despite the fact that he was smiling at several points. Conclusion: you voted before seeing. Bad sheep.

Eh, I didn't exactly feel that bad watching it, and while these particular guys didn't seem perturbed, I can extrapolate to assume that a career in the boar-collection industry is not for me.

Two thoughts:
1) This process looks really lossy. Wasn't there goo dripping everywhere?
2) Hey, is that Mike Nelson?


I guess Mega Hugs for Onstad are out then,
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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 06:37:56 pm »
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Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
A predictable lot are you. All of you chose "Not as terrible as the guy jacking off the pig," despite the fact that he was smiling at several points. Conclusion: you voted before seeing. Bad sheep.

Eh, I didn't exactly feel that bad watching it, and while these particular guys didn't seem perturbed, I can extrapolate to assume that a career in the boar-collection industry is not for me.

Two thoughts:
1) This process looks really lossy. Wasn't there goo dripping everywhere?
2) Hey, is that Mike Nelson?


I guess Mega Hugs for Onstad are out then,

Why would I possibly want to upstage the Cockrub Warriors?
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 07:29:30 pm »
NOT CLICKING.  I AM NOT clinking on that link.
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 08:34:12 pm »
The Cockrub Warrior watches gay pig porn. I'm not clicking either.
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2005, 01:13:27 am »
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NOT CLICKING.  I AM NOT clinking on that link.


It's actually safe for work, I just make warnings to avoid lawsuits. YOU CAN TRUST ME.
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