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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« on: October 11, 2005, 05:49:03 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10112005

I like the idea of Ray being so pissed at the sight of a Jehovah's Witness that he has to get the hose, and I like the third panel.  Like Milklin didn't react in the right way to Ray's threat, so Ray has to emphasize it in the last panel.  But I'm still waiting for the big Milklin payoff.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 05:53:46 am »
I feel so gypped by 3-panel strips now.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 05:54:00 am »
I'm waiting for Ray to actually get THE HOSE.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 05:55:51 am »
Ah Beef, this just makes me love you all the more.  What an empathic, thoughtful guy you are.  

Sure, the proselytizer is completely alien to everything you believe in.  Yet you can understand him and sympathize with his pathetic life enough to take him to Ray's house with you.


...and poor Milklin.  This isn't going to turn out well for you, is it?
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 06:24:00 am »
He made him sit on the porch, folks.


One day when I'm good enough to have a porch, that is exactly what I will do.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 06:33:50 am »
I think the shove is "The Hose."  He's all let me get the hose and then all unexpected like, badamm, you've been hosed.

~Paul
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 06:39:12 am »
Am I forgetting something, or is that the angriest Ray has ever been?


Is Phillipe the only character who doesn't hate Jesus?
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 06:42:32 am »
Quote from: "*****_god"
Is Phillipe the only character who doesn't hate Jesus?


I don't think that hating Jehovah's Witnesses means hating Jesus.  In fact, I think a lot of people who hate JWs probably love Jesus very much.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 06:45:16 am »
This feels like about half a strip. Am I spoiled?
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2005, 06:55:00 am »
Quote from: "pmcd9"
I think the shove is "The Hose."  He's all let me get the hose and then all unexpected like, badamm, you've been hosed.

~Paul


I agree. Also, Beef will defend Milikin and his mild support will win Milikin's unwanted friendship (a la Barry Bass).
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2005, 07:29:49 am »
Yeah, it's tough being a magnet for losers.  I guess I'm pretty much a saint.  A saint for irritating people who voice their logically-inconsistent opinions loudly.


And I don't think Ray hates Jesus.  Jesus didn't go around door-to-door telling people they were going to rot in hell unless they did exactly as he said.

Or maybe he did.  I'm really not up on current events.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 09:32:55 am »
For some reason this one makes me laugh... a lot.

HOSE!

The more I think of this word, the stranger it looks.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 09:42:40 am »
That works with every word, ever, including zymurgy.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 10:31:40 am »
Today I will shove someone and shout out "THE HOSE".

Maybe for emphasis I will wear pantyhose on my head while doing it.. maybe since I'm halfway there I'll just hijack a bus and ride it on down to Cuba (Libres for all!  And hot libras for all too!  I prefer Scorpio!  WOOO)

And for the record, beef can do better somersaults.  This has been proven.  With science it has been proven.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 02:08:40 pm »
Damn.  I used to hate Milklin (you may recall that I called for his gruesome demise by steep mountain hill/oncoming bus), but now that Onstad has invested so much pathos in him ... I can't help but feel for the guy.

I guess Ray's promise to "never be a dick to a stranger" doesn't apply to Jehovah's Witnesses.
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