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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2005, 02:18:06 pm »
Shit, I said "dick" when I meant "cock."
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2005, 02:18:19 pm »
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I guess Ray's promise to "never be a dick to a stranger" doesn't apply to Jehovah's Witnesses.

When somebody gets all evangelistic they're no longer a stranger they are a threat to be dealt with. It's self-defense man.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2005, 02:20:13 pm »
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I guess Ray's promise to "never be a dick to a stranger" doesn't apply to Jehovah's Witnesses.


Look man, the dude was high, he had ideals then; IDEALS!

Besides, I would say a JW a knock-knockin on your front door automatically calls for the hose in his book, stranger or not.  THE HOSE.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2005, 02:25:18 pm »
Being in trouble is a fake idea.



So profound and... yet... so...   hey, muffins!
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2005, 02:26:59 pm »
Do you have to pay to become a Jehova's Witness?

The only way that religion would make any sense would be if it involved some sort of pyramid scheme.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2005, 02:42:54 pm »
You get to devour every soul you get after the first five.  Those go up the chain.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2005, 02:52:59 pm »
I like how Ray's entrance is about who can do the best somersault. And the Hose is awesome. I assume that Ray was expecting Milklin to run off at the mere mention of the Hose; when he appeared unpertubed, Ray decided to start him on his way.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2005, 04:13:30 pm »
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I like how Ray's entrance is about who can do the best somersault.

This makes Beef's dream about Ray even more believable.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2005, 06:43:59 pm »
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Am I forgetting something, or is that the angriest Ray has ever been?


He looked pretty angry when he pulled of his whole head off to ask about the Frittata.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2005, 07:50:40 pm »
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Am I forgetting something, or is that the angriest Ray has ever been?


He looked pretty angry when he pulled of his whole head to ask about the Frittata.


It is the angriest a person can be, to do this.

However it was a dream, so it doesn't count anyway.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2005, 08:31:22 pm »
It was a dream being had by a fictitious cat - I would say it counts as much as anything else does in a cartoon.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2005, 08:35:58 pm »
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It was a dream being had by a fictitious cat - I would say it counts as much as anything else does in a cartoon.


Then I guess it must be     Schrodinger's Cat!!!

Oh I am a cad and a card; a hoot and a holler... a complete and utter nitwit.

I think I'll nip off and shoot myself now.  THX4CALLINLOLTTYL!!!!
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2005, 11:30:03 pm »
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Oh I am a cad and a card; a hoot and a holler... a complete and utter nitwit.

I think I'll nip off and shoot myself now.  THX4CALLINLOLTTYL!!!!


Calm down, sir, people are beginning to stare.

I like the idea of "The Hose". There's not much else to this strip.
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2005, 02:47:04 am »
Who had  Schrodinger's Cat in their sig for like forever?  I've forgotten now.

~Paul
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Let me get the hose -- 11 October 2005
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2005, 02:52:35 am »
Oh yeah, and the hose is gold.  I love the hose.  Let me get the hose, it's so Hulk Hogan.

~Paul
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