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« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2005, 09:01:51 pm »
I heard Bozack's friend Gina was actually able to babysit those quintuplets down the street by sitting on them and carrying them around like a Kangaroo pouch.  When she spat them back out they were 16 years older and all looked like Corey Haim.
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« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2005, 09:04:31 pm »
That ain't nuthin'. I heard she took a gallon of milk inside her, swallowed some ice cubes, and made the whole school MILKSHAKES.
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« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2005, 09:11:00 pm »
I heard she sat on a pile of barley and hops and, two minutes later, pissed a fine Pilsner.
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« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2005, 10:17:21 pm »
I heard that she sat on an entire flock of sheep and two weeks later the entire country of Norway had enough wool sweaters for 15 years.
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« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2005, 10:26:29 pm »
You know I'm extremely disappointed that we've all been making jokes about the pu$$yl capacity of this alleged woman and yet no one has made the obvious pun on her name.

Also I heard Bozack's friend Gina sat on a tomato vine and made gazpacho, ketchup and V-8 in three separate squirts.
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« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2005, 10:33:00 pm »
I think mocking her name in this case is too easy... no one wins the prize for shit like that.

I heard Gina once slid down a snowy hill naked and at the bottom left only a perfect three-tiered snowman; corncob pipe and all.
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« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2005, 10:47:08 pm »
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER.
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« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2005, 11:05:17 pm »
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THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER.


I don't think I'll be introducing any of my lady friends to this forum any time soon.
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« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2005, 11:49:58 pm »
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I don't think I'll be introducing any of my lady friends to this forum any time soon.


No kidding. If Gina ever showed up now, how could she possibly live up to the legend?
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« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2005, 11:51:23 pm »
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I don't think I'll be introducing any of my lady friends to this forum any time soon.


No kidding. If Gina ever showed up now, how could she possibly live up to the legend?


Well...   that all depends actually...

*cough*
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« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2005, 12:00:11 am »
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I don't think I'll be introducing any of my lady friends to this forum any time soon.


No kidding. If Gina ever showed up now, how could she possibly live up to the legend?


Well...   that all depends actually...

*cough*


One labia clapping against another makes a fine sound as we welcome ... GINA!

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« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2005, 12:01:35 am »
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I don't think I'll be introducing any of my lady friends to this forum any time soon.


No kidding. If Gina ever showed up now, how could she possibly live up to the legend?


Well...   that all depends actually...

*cough*


One labia clapping against another makes a fine sound as we welcome ... GINA!

(applause)


And now you know the rest of the back story....  good DAY!
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« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2005, 01:06:36 am »
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You know I'm extremely disappointed that we've all been making jokes about the pu$$yl capacity of this alleged woman and yet no one has made the obvious pun on her name.


I was kinda hoping that Va would take care of that.
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« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2005, 03:06:34 am »
Oh, you boys.
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« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2005, 06:43:47 pm »
You don't know her, you cannot imagine your best friend doing all these things.  I can, I CAN! And if I gouge out my eyes she will STILL BE THERE!


You are what drives me to drink, dear forum.
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