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[AlohaDawg]

How's she look doing them? You got any pictures?

[Bobby Isosceles]

You don't know her, you cannot imagine your best friend doing all these things.  I can, I CAN! And if I gouge out my eyes she will STILL BE THERE!


You are what drives me to drink, dear forum.

Wait, Bozack moved from you to your best friend? What, is he working his way down the line?

I bet Beatrice is just sore because Gina sat on her head and when she got up Beatrice had a fully lacquered beehive.

[Bozack]

Herrrgh!
Gina is actually, I think, a living angel. I am unsure that she even has sexual organs, and if she does, I feel that I am far too unclean to even think on them. If she removed her ##### around me, it would be like the Nazis and the Arc of the Covenant. She's one of those girls who you only heard rumors about her dating people.
I actually have pictures of her and Beatrice on my computer, along with a hilarious one of a completely unrelated girl looking like Peter Tosh, but Beatrice has specifically threatened that she would kill me if I posted a picture of her, and I don't think Gina would take kindly to it, either. But we should have a picture thread, where we post the most ridiculous photographs we currently have.

[aparrish]

I'm kind of disappointed that we made it through that whole "Bozack's friend Gina's pu$$y is so large and dextrous" thing without some of it even getting on the mayor.

[jough]

I'm fairly certain that Beatrice already posted a photo of herself once, as has Bozack, so it's not exactly breaking new ground here.

And Gina's not here anyway, so post something we can photoshop, will ya?

EDIT: Jstr'd

[Bobby Isosceles]

I'm kind of disappointed that we made it through that whole "Bozack's friend Gina's pu$$y is so large and dextrous" thing without some of it even getting on the mayor.

edit: 999 posts! whee.

[side_show]

I'm kind of disappointed that we made it through that whole "Bozack's friend Gina's pu$$y is so large and dextrous" thing without some of it even getting on the mayor.

edit: 999 posts! whee.

I am still laughing at this.  Thank you Bobby!

Also, step on up to the 1000 & up crowd - feels good don' it?

[Carlos del Vaca]

I'm kind of disappointed that we made it through that whole "Bozack's friend Gina's pu$$y is so large and dextrous" thing without some of it even getting on the mayor.

Don't even.

[Beatrice]

I'll post halloween pictures from this weekend.   And BozackAttack, you can post pictures if they're not me naked.  And since I know you don't have any of those, you can post pictures if i see them first.  Dig it?

You could post Gina's Lindy on here, since I know you've got it.

[Bozack]

Her Lindy? Wasn't that a dance from the 20's?

[MattFish]

Her Lindy? Wasn't that a dance from the 20's?

I'm still on the fence as to whether I really want to see her Lindy hop.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Her Lindy? Wasn't that a dance from the 20's?

I'm still on the fence as to whether I really want to see her Lindy hop.

Bozack's friend Gina was on a fence, and then she sneezed and ended up sitting on a pile of 200,000 toothpicks.

[AlohaDawg]

umm

we TALKED about this

[Bobby Isosceles]

This will continue unabated until SOMEBODY provides PICTURES of SOMEBODY

[misterqueue]

This will continue unabated until SOMEBODY provides PICTURES of SOMEBODY

I heard someone once looked at a picture of someone and was sucked into it like a black hole.  They emerged 4 weeks later mumbling something about a divine cervix and a ghastly need to pee.