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« on: October 16, 2005, 03:39:27 am »
I especially like the airplane crashing into the building and all the souls on it ascending to see Scary Jesus in the sky.  

See for yourself.
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2005, 03:51:29 am »
Favorite detail: the big rig being plowed into, in which the driver is quite notably not ascending with the Rapture. I bet he's pretty freaked.
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2005, 05:08:21 am »
How about the man being crushed between two cars in the center foreground?


Hey, fella, guess what!  God doesn't love you!  Now watch out for that car!


EDIT:  And gay marriage scares these people?  Isn't that sort of like, I don't know,  carnivorous zombie elephants with serrated tusks being afraid of Fatburger?



I am convinced that one day Fatburger will play an instrumental role in the foiling of an evil plot to destroy the earth.

Maybe it will stop that gigantic creepy Jesus.  It will destroy him with scuzzy hamburgers and friendly-yet-incompetent staff.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2005, 11:31:21 am »
I like how the only souls being saved are ones who were a) already dead, b) on the road, or c) in the airplane. Apparently, the thousands of people at work in the buildings are all collectively fucked.
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2005, 04:47:21 pm »
It's a Sunday.
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2005, 05:47:32 pm »
That's Dallas?  Don't look like Dallas to me.

~Paul
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2005, 09:40:37 pm »
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I am convinced that one day Fatburger will play an instrumental role in the foiling of an evil plot to destroy the earth.

Maybe it will stop that gigantic creepy Jesus.  It will destroy him with scuzzy hamburgers and friendly-yet-incompetent staff.


You shut your filthy fuck*ng mouth. You shut your mouth, and you never open it again.
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2005, 11:37:11 pm »
That reminds me of a mural that was in this movie, which all of you should go see right now, given that it is totally fuck*ng rad.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 12:26:59 am »
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I am convinced that one day Fatburger will play an instrumental role in the foiling of an evil plot to destroy the earth.

Maybe it will stop that gigantic creepy Jesus.  It will destroy him with scuzzy hamburgers and friendly-yet-incompetent staff.


You shut your filthy fuck*ng mouth. You shut your mouth, and you never open it again.


Fatburger employ you much?
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2005, 12:39:01 am »
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That reminds me of a mural that was in this movie, which all of you should go see right now, given that it is totally fuck*ng rad.

What a beautiful place the south is.

~Paul
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2005, 01:43:13 am »
For a movie about "essential truth about the American South," there sure weren't too many black people in that trailer.  I'm just saying.


That does remind me why I consider East Texas more a protectorate or security zone than an actual part of Texas.  East of I-45, it's pretty much that inbred.
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2005, 03:24:01 am »
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2005, 03:34:47 am »
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That does remind me why I consider East Texas more a protectorate or security zone than an actual part of Texas.


Don't mess with Texas.
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2005, 04:52:54 pm »
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For a movie about "essential truth about the American South," there sure weren't too many black people in that trailer.  I'm just saying.


Well, I'm certainly not one to judge the accuracy of a film about the South, since the farthest South I've ever been is Boston, but it had some nice music in it.  The movie, I mean, though I'm sure the same is true of Boston.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2005, 05:02:02 pm »
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That does remind me why I consider East Texas more a protectorate or security zone than an actual part of Texas.


Don't mess with Texas.


I try not to, at least not without wearing a jimmy hat; I'm pretty sure Tejas carries some foul payloads.
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