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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2005, 12:59:04 pm »
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The Very Virile Viking was fantastic...and not for the alliteration in the title.

I think I'm more a fan of "Truly Madly Viking," because it doesn't even make any sense. Holy wow.


No sense at all.

None.

Did I really link to that last one? *shudder*
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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2005, 01:03:05 pm »
Quote from: "Very Virile Viking page"
He takes a vow of celibacy...
Even though he is a very virile man.

Uh-oh!
Let the Viking laughter begin!


Errr... zany antics ensue?

Also!  I think it is totally awesome how we got from "end of the world nigh" to this.  I would consider it basically a full circle.
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« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2005, 01:13:22 pm »
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The Very Virile Viking was fantastic...and not for the alliteration in the title.

I think I'm more a fan of "Truly Madly Viking," because it doesn't even make any sense. Holy wow.


No sense at all.

None.

Did I really link to that last one? *shudder*

Well, yes, I was aware of the allusion, but the mere presence of an allusion doesn't exactly make it make sense. I mean, I could write a romance novel called O Viking, My Viking, but that doesn't mean...

Wait, that kind of does make sense. It could be about Walt Whitman encountering a (virile) Viking, via time travel! Holy crap!
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« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2005, 01:36:13 pm »
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Frightening inciting things



O viking, my viking
Your fearful strip is done
Your horns have weathr'd every rack
The prize I sought is won
From port to rear, the bells I hear, your gripping shaft extended
While follow lips the steady knell, the vessel thick and hairy
But O hard! Hard! HARD!
O the fleeting dribbles led
Where on the dick my Viking lies
Fallen soft to bed




Jeezus.. you people made me do this.. YOU MADE ME!

Also the only reason I know that poem by heart so quickly is because I had to sing it in choir as a kid.  So I cheated a bit WITH HISTORY!
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« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2005, 03:22:37 pm »
I think I might have a new Internet crush.
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« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2005, 03:32:42 pm »
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I think I might have a new Internet crush.


*titters like a schoolgirl*
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« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2005, 03:50:41 pm »
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Frightening inciting things



O viking, my viking
Your fearful strip is done
Your horns have weathr'd every rack
The prize I sought is won
From port to rear, the bells I hear, your gripping shaft extended
While follow lips the steady knell, the vessel thick and hairy
But O hard! Hard! HARD!
O the fleeting dribbles led
Where on the dick my Viking lies
Fallen soft to bed


All that now remains is for Garrison Keillor to read this aloud on Writers Almanac.
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« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2005, 04:58:02 pm »
It could be the lyrics to an unreleased Zeppelin track circa 1975.
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« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2005, 05:36:52 pm »
Can someone please, PLEASE email Sandra Hall and present her with the poem? Misterqueue, I think you should do the honors.
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« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2005, 05:42:17 pm »
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Can someone please, PLEASE email Sandra Hall and present her with the poem? Misterqueue, I think you should do the honors.


Though I'm frightened at some sort of association with this thing, I suppose a good idea is always a good idea.

May $deity have mercy on this one man's soul.
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