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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2005, 05:54:19 pm »
really really really nice to see these characters back.
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2005, 06:04:41 pm »
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King's Piss would make a really good name for a mixed drink now that I think about it...

Maybe Ginger Ale, Vodka, and a little Honey to thicken it up.

Then there's the addition of Dr. Pepper for "Kidney Stone King's Piss"

What about porphyriacs?


Food colouring and corn syrup do just fine but probably taste awful, so I guess it would have to be Vodka, grenadine, and corn starch for thickening.   Or molasses, but I'm not sure how that would taste.  If they want to recreate the taste.. hell.. just suck on some pennies.  Though if they want it in urine then the Dr. Pepper trick works quite well.
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2005, 06:27:57 pm »
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I thought the thread topic should have been ARBLE GABBLE GOBBLE GREEBLE, myself.





As did I.  For SHAME!
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2005, 12:10:29 am »
For some reason, this guy was the first thing I thought of when I reflected on the concept of drinkable king piss. Just seems like something he would do, you know?
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2005, 01:18:33 am »
I laughed so hard in class today.

King Piss! glug glug glug glug glug
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2005, 02:05:28 am »
MORE RAY AND BEEF
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2005, 02:10:45 am »
Yo yo yo!
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2005, 02:38:51 am »
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MORE RAY AND BEEF



BRING BACK SHITS IN THE BED
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2005, 02:41:01 am »
I love Liebot, though.  YOU CAN'T TAKE MY RABBIT!
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2005, 02:41:33 am »
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MORE RAY AND BEEF



BRING BACK SHITS IN THE BED

I've got a fever, and the only cure is MORE LYLE
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2005, 04:17:07 am »
MORE BARRY BASS!
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2005, 07:51:15 am »
I LIKE THE COMIC ABOUT OTTERS AND DEPRESSED DOGS
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2005, 08:25:53 am »
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MORE RAY AND BEEF



BRING BACK SHITS IN THE BED

I've got a fever, and the only cure is MORE LYLE


All time Fave. Wins.
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2005, 10:28:40 am »
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I LIKE THE COMIC ABOUT OTTERS AND DEPRESSED DOGS


Okay folks, Jough is officially declared Overexcited faux-n00b of the week.
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October 19, 2005 - king piss
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2005, 05:36:27 pm »
THIS BETTER NOT MEAN ITS THE END OF MILKLIN!!!111!!!

OH NO YOU DI'NT
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