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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« on: October 20, 2005, 01:48:36 pm »
Wow, this is the geekiest Achewood yet.   I mean, these jokes are obscure.

Did someone forget to pay the bill?
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2005, 02:33:40 pm »
This is BRILLIANT!

I mean, he even got the PHP error messages to sound kinda right:

Quote from: "Achewood.com"
Notice: Cannot parse CSV header row. in /usr/local/apache/htdocs/vhosts/achewood/www/rsrc/php/csv_class.php on line 158

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /usr/local/apache/htdocs/vhosts/achewood/www/rsrc/php/csv_class.php:158) in /usr/local/apache/htdocs/vhosts/achewood/www/rsrc/php/page_class.php on line 252

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /usr/local/apache/htdocs/vhosts/achewood/www/rsrc/php/csv_class.php:158) in /usr/local/apache/htdocs/vhosts/achewood/www/rsrc/php/page_class.php on line 339


Genius!

I totally want to get a signed copy of this strip.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2005, 02:41:54 pm »
I disagree, it made me sad.  When will they be nice and actually PARSE csv_class.php?

Next thing you know he'll have Lyle punch csv_class.php in the stomach.
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So it's satire, is it?  Well that changes everything!

Lockjaw is serious times.

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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2005, 03:03:03 pm »
You dudes have got no mercy, or aspire to mercilessness.

1000 posts.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2005, 03:14:46 pm »
Looks like Beef needs to scamper across the top of Onstad's desk and cold HACK into this server (pizza delivery uniform required).
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now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea

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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2005, 03:21:22 pm »
I dunno about you guys, but I find this a masterpiece of parody. How eloquently it skewers the "e-business" model: one banner ad, bright and clear as day, in a sea of poor coding and broken content! It's an elegant visual metaphor for the burst of the dot-com bubble.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2005, 03:21:48 pm »
December 1969, presented by Roomba! The *****ic Floor Vac.

Beef: it is strange to live in a time before the UNIX epoch has started
Teodor: Wow, I'd sure like to ride on the new Boeing 747!
Beef: oh shit I must go here comes the draft board (vrooooooo)
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2005, 04:22:16 pm »
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You dudes have got no mercy, or aspire to mercilessness.

1000 posts.

Nice.

I must say that ad is actually affecting me. Today I strongly considered getting a No Mercy shirt but I want neither a t-shirt nor another hoodie. Maybe if there was another long sleeve option.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2005, 05:25:07 pm »
OK, this is a pretty funny thread, but it's time for Onstad to get out of bed and fix the damn comic.  Or else I will...I will...um.. I don't know what I'll do, I guess I'm still only aspiring to mercilessness.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2005, 05:31:27 pm »
It struck me as [something] that there's even all these posts on a broken web page.  

I don't know what the [something] is, though.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2005, 05:38:13 pm »
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It struck me as [something] that there's even all these posts on a broken web page.  

I don't know what the [something] is, though.


I do believe the world you're groping for is "incredibly depressing."
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2005, 06:38:58 pm »
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Quote from: "Null"
It struck me as [something] that there's even all these posts on a broken web page.  

I don't know what the [something] is, though.


I do believe the world you're groping for is "incredibly depressing."


No way! The word would be "incredibly awesome!" Except it would be two words. Y'know?
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Bobby Isosceles

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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2005, 06:39:27 pm »
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It struck me as [something] that there's even all these posts on a broken web page.  

I don't know what the [something] is, though.


I do believe the world you're groping for is "incredibly depressing."


Bozack's friend Gina imported a SQL database into her pu$$y and spit out a broken CSV table with a header that Onstad couldn't parse!!!! (because of the smell!!!!)

Edit: the term for this is minge munge
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2005, 06:42:07 pm »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Quote from: "Bozack"
Quote from: "Null"
It struck me as [something] that there's even all these posts on a broken web page.  

I don't know what the [something] is, though.


I do believe the world you're groping for is "incredibly depressing."


Bozack's friend Gina imported a SQL database into her pu$$y and spit out a broken CSV table with a header that Onstad couldn't parse!!!! (because of the smell!!!!)

Edit: the term for this is minge munge

Bobby, honey, the moment's over.
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October 20, 2005 - Error: Not a valid date (December 1969)
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2005, 07:26:02 pm »
Seriously. It's time to leave Gina's pu$$y alone. Except for Gina and her selected pu$$y pals.

Also, todays post: Still better than Friday Updates with Philippe.
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