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[Doc]

So I guess they talked about this.

Obviously another one that is funnier for the setup than the ultimate gag, in my mind the only way this situation makes sense is that when Ray found out what LN was up to he named and programmed his next Aibo (as he obviously still recieves them regularly) to alert him in the most dramatic way possible. Or maybe he programmed it for falling down the well style dramatics and this is just the first chance it's had to fulfill something even approaching it's true function.

[MattFish]

You were one minute faster than me, dammit.

Is it every young boy's dream to be an internet camwhore? I know it was mine.

[AlohaDawg]

When I was a young boy....never mind.

It's sad to submit pictures you took yourself, though - LN needs to have some dignity.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Filler. Next.

[robot_god]

Little Nephew is good.

Where is the Survivor at this season?  Maybe I should check Beef's blog.

[Kai]

When Onstad writes too long of a sentence I get a ...
at the end of the off-white alt text bar.  I can infer what might be being said, but it's frustrating, and happens frequently.

Am I just Mentally Retarded (anyone read Maakies?) or is there no way to make the whole text bar show up?

Or...propped up there in a den of his own filth, does the obscenely corpulent Chris Onstad cleverly write out an exact number of characters and then put three dots at the end just to spite me?  Whereupon, revelling in his own fleshy villainy, does he then heave to and fro in some sort of nauseating imitation of high mirth, his greasy jowls flapping as a gurgling sound an onlooker would have to interpret as laughter bubbles out from between his downturned, froglike lips?  Stubby appendages kicking and flapping as his pungent spittle rolls down the front of the sackcloth gown his wife sews him into every fall?  Cinched around what can hardly be described as a waist by a two-cow belt, the cracked, marrowless bones of which lie strewn about his workstation, to be gnawed at later by his child in a futile attempt to glean what nourishment might be left in their crevices?

Probably the latter.

[MattFish]

Am I just Mentally Retarded (anyone read Maakies?) or is there no way to make the whole text bar show up?

Right click, properties. Look at the thing that says "alternate text".

Don't worry, I made the mistake of being ridiculously verbose during my Scrambles The Dog period too. Then I realized I was turning into a froglike, spittling, marrowless dork-flapper and stopped doing it.

[R-Machine]

Mattgiraffe is a liar and a drunk. You look under "Title", as the alt-text slot is empty. People just call it "alt-text" to confuse you. Don't believe their lies.

[V-Adore]

froglike, spittling, marrowless dork-flapper and stopped doing it.

Thank you, Matt. Remember: Scrambles the Dog time is man-time, and you got to come real.

I like this strip, if only because it makes clear what I had suspected all along: that LN is just shoving a camera down his ##### to do his SuicideGirls "posing." Also: hell of action shots, and LN in his first non-subculture outfit in a long time. What's not to love?

[misterqueue]

Hrm.. didn't much care for this one, but then I don't much care for LN most of the time.  (Except his fuck algebra lines, those are CLASSIC!)

Who knew that SG had a whole section for barbed animal c*ckes!

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[CortJstr]

Now I'm left to ponder if Lassie.com is a new Aibo or one of the originals that was never named in the strip.

Also, if it's for SuicideGirls shouldn't LN be in a bedroom surrounded by punk band posters and maybe some klingon weaponry?

[MattFish]

Also, if it's for SuicideGirls shouldn't LN be in a bedroom surrounded by punk band posters and maybe some klingon weaponry?

This probably has something to do with why LN's photoset has only garnered "1 vue" so far. Maybe we as a community are not ready for "joint-o-vision".

[antioch]

Yeah, or maybe the picture should be of him doing algebra while looking into a poster of himself with a gun to his head. The hair of the dog is what brings SG their bacon. Hate is a fag!

[Slanger]

Yeah, I didn't really get this one until I read LN's blog.  So much clicking!  But the payoff was alright, I guess.
Hi, I'm new.  Hi!  Hi.

[mrchee]

When Onstad writes too long of a sentence I get a ...
at the end of the off-white alt text bar.  I can infer what might be being said, but it's frustrating, and happens frequently.

Am I just Mentally Retarded (anyone read Maakies?) or is there no way to make the whole text bar show up?

Or...propped up there in a den of his own filth, does the obscenely corpulent Chris Onstad cleverly write out an exact number of characters and then put three dots at the end just to spite me?  Whereupon, revelling in his own fleshy villainy, does he then heave to and fro in some sort of nauseating imitation of high mirth, his greasy jowls flapping as a gurgling sound an onlooker would have to interpret as laughter bubbles out from between his downturned, froglike lips?  Stubby appendages kicking and flapping as his pungent spittle rolls down the front of the sackcloth gown his wife sews him into every fall?  Cinched around what can hardly be described as a waist by a two-cow belt, the cracked, marrowless bones of which lie strewn about his workstation, to be gnawed at later by his child in a futile attempt to glean what nourishment might be left in their crevices?

Probably the latter.

Are you attempting to channel Tycho of Penny Arcade infamy?  Stop it