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[Bobby Isosceles]

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Gee, I sure love the Olsen Twins, but could I have a version of them that was a little more ... you know, white supremacist?"

Don't fret. Now, after the tragic last minute cancellation of Jaime the Science Friend's hi-larious racialist humor, you can console yourselves with the pubescent chords of Prussian Blue.  Don't forget to download their demo and visit their official site.

[mudokon]

[Bobby Isosceles]

Seconded. What's worse is that these kids are really too young to know any better and have probably been pushed into this by their parents. So not only are they robbed a chance of experiencing the joy of different cultures, but they're also robbed of their childhoods by constantly performing to the whims of their hi-larious racialist parents.

It's a bummer for everyone. Except Jough, who is probably masturbating to their photo gallery.  :wink:

[jough]

Probably?

[jough]

Also, at first I thought that the article was meant to be funny, like with the "(Jewish-owned) ABC" but then I guess they don't know how ridiculous they are, huh?

Besides, ABC is owned by Disney, which is a publically traded company, and thus can be owned even by BROWN PEOPLE!

GASP :O


Moreover:  http://nationalvanguard.org/story.php?id=5441 sounds like it was written by Pat, but probably only because both Pat and White Supremacists are assholes.

Still yet: This site is so fuck*ng funny.  The Onion has nothing on these guys when it comes to self-parody.  Here's a good quote: "Last night's show, starring Cynthia McFadden, began with a carefully edited hit-piece on Lynx and Lamb Gaede"  

Oh no, not "carefully edited"!!!  Maybe they'll start including those pesky "facts" that keep getting in the way of our agenda!!!

ROTFLOL

RTFM

YMMV

[Bobby Isosceles]

Also, at first I thought that the article was meant to be funny, like with the "(Jewish-owned) ABC" but then I guess they don't know how ridiculous they are, huh?
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The Vanguard people are ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE and a favorite staple of humor for me. Specifically, the series on How to Marry a High Quality Woman which includes the following gems:

If there's a party, don't just sit there! Organize a game that excites the girls: chase them around with a pair of vampire teeth. (Women are fascinated with Dracula.) Play murder-murder, a great cocktail party game where you get your sweetie off into the basement, a closet or an upstairs bathroom -- and "strangle" her, leaving the other party guests to discover the "body" and solve the mystery of who the "killer" was. Pillow fight. Grab her and point a silly toy phaser to her head and say, "Now you have to do whatever I want. You're my prisoner." Say, "I'm going to teach you how to dance. Come here." If there's a silly plastic Halloween knife (which you brought) on the coffee table then why not pick it up and say, "Hmm. This is a nice knife. (pause) Rrrrrrr! All the better to rape you with, Liz!" And hear her laugh and squeal. Don't be so uptight at parties. Women love to wrestle, hoping youll pin them down on the couch or the bed. If she starts gets feisty with you, grab her wrist, swing her around, and pin her against your body. Arm-wrestle her, but don't beat her right away, let her feel your strength for a while: shell LOVE that. If you're strong, lift her up in the air and throw her, or carry her around, either draped in front of you or piggy-back. Everyone else is under the influence of the sick Jewish media and riddled with insecurity. They never have any fun.

...

What kind of woman doesn't get wet when she sees a good-looking man working swiftly and competently on some heavy machinery, giving orders, or typing software code at light-speed with 10 different windows open, including the debugger?

...

The answer is, sex IS violence and women want to have sex with a violent man. Thats why all paperback romance novels have rape fantasies, and all romantic BBC mini-series have torrid and rough sex. She's afraid of you, especially if it's thicker than average. As long as it isn't "smah, so smah" like those of the miniature 2-inch long Japanese men in "South Park," it excites her and intimidates her. The fact is, women experience sex as a delicious form of violence. What is more violent than losing control of your body for nine months, swelling up like a tick? I know it's hard for you to understand (because you aren't a faggot who wants to be dominated) but if you don't understand how women feel about sex -- the mixture of pleasure and pain, fear and excitement, melting in a haze of pleasure and degradation -- then you can't be a good lover.

...

Don't wear slob shoes, like Birkenstock earth sandals with your ugly toes and toe jam showing -- or tacky loafers with little tassels on them that say, "Faggot!" or "Anal-butt finance dude," or "incompetent salesman!"

[Carlos del Vaca]

I liked this blogger's commentary on Prussian Blue:  "Mom is an idiot and those girls will have black babies by the age of 19."

[Bobby Isosceles]

I liked this blogger's commentary on Prussian Blue:  "Mom is an idiot and those girls will have black babies by the age of 19."

BEAUTIFUL.

I also like this gem:

Like many children across the country, Lamb and Lynx decided to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina — the white ones.

The girls' donations were handed out by a White Nationalist organization who also left a pamphlet promoting their group and beliefs — some of the intended recipients were more than a little displeased.

After a day of trying, the supplies ended up with few takers, dumped at a local shop that sells Confederate memorabilia.

Those hi-larious racialists.

[Carlos del Vaca]

The answer is, sex IS violence and women want to have sex with a violent man.

Wouldn't these same guys say that black people are violent?  So therefore women want to have sex with black men?  The thought of which would make them completely insane?

[V-Adore]

Oh, man, this is too freakin' precious.

Specifically, the series on How to Marry a High Quality Woman which includes the following gems:

" If there's a silly plastic Halloween knife (which you brought) on the coffee table then why not pick it up and say, "Hmm. This is a nice knife. (pause) Rrrrrrr! All the better to rape you with, Liz!" And hear her laugh and squeal.

Yeah, this here is the foundation of a high-quality relationship. Maybe you think that sex is about violence because you pick women who laugh off rape threats, you dumbfucks?

Everyone else is under the influence of the sick Jewish media and riddled with insecurity. They never have any fun.

Man, don't I know it! I'm always sitting around on Saturday nights thinking "oh, man, I would love to go out and have a good time and almost certainly get date-raped by a huge boor of a hi-larious racialist tonight, but what if the JEWISH MEDIA catches me?! Better stay here being frigid!"

(... actually, wait, I was playing Mafia last Saturday night. Does this mean that the Jewish media has indoctrinated me into worshipping immigrant crime lords?)

What kind of woman doesn't get wet when she sees a good-looking man working swiftly and competently on some heavy machinery, giving orders, or typing software code at light-speed with 10 different windows open, including the debugger?

This is so close to an Onstad quote that I am having deep problems believing anyone would write this seriously. I mean... including the debugger. Yes, that debugger will make her so wet, some will even get on the mayor.

What is more violent than losing control of your body for nine months, swelling up like a tick?

Woohoo! Dave Sim-style pu$$y abhorrence, go! I know that, when I eventually choose to bring a child into the world, I want it compared to as many members of the genus Ixodes as possible! Hell, throw in other parasitic-arthropod genera in there -- we girls love parasitic arthropods as much as we love Dracula!

Don't wear slob shoes, like Birkenstock earth sandals with your ugly toes and toe jam showing -- or tacky loafers with little tassels on them that say, "Faggot!" or "Anal-butt finance dude," or "incompetent salesman!"

Does anyone else want to use the phrase "anal-butt finance dude" as much as humanly possible now? Possibly in the "Career Goals" section of the resume? ("My long-term goals include a fulfilling career in the anal-butt finance industry.")

Finally: their names are Lamb and Lynx? Honestly? People name children "Lamb" and "Lynx?"

[Bobby Isosceles]

The answer is, sex IS violence and women want to have sex with a violent man.

Wouldn't these same guys say that black people are violent?  So therefore women want to have sex with black men?  The thought of which would make them completely insane?

The whole logic is hilarious. Here are all seven chapters:

chapters 1 and 2

chapter 3

chapter 4

chapter 5

chapter 6

chapter 7

For those of you who don't want to wade through that much stuff, here are the highlights. I can't make shit like this up:

Your cardboard "competition" is the 30-year-old American bachelor. What a catch!

He wasted the best five years of his life "earning" a "college degree." During that time he:

    *      Was penniless, wearing cheap tennis shoes, jeans, and a sweatshirt
    *      Sat on a hard wooden bench in a giant lecture hall, full of Chinese and Indian foreign students exhaling tuberculosis and mono
    *      Scribbled notes and memorized the irrelevant ramblings of a dot-head computer science professor who was too incompetent to create actual computer software
    *      Pleaded with a Jewess "advisor" to let him drop a busywork course he was failing
    *      Attended mandatory meetings, sitting cross-legged like a little boy, on the vomit-stained carpet of his dorm building, while the aging lesbian administrator of the girls' dormitory system belittled and sneered at sex, using twisted jokes, condom packet-throwing, and posters to indoctrinate the young males that "If you don't hear a yes, then that means no." (Anti-"date-rape" propaganda successfully killed the subtle non-verbal communication normal human sex is based on.)

The mind-body split was invented by a fag named Plato, who created the philosophy that sex was dirty (it is for fags) and that unattainable, impractical ideals (like religious fantasies) are sublime.

Are you nervous and afraid to pull these tricks? Get real! Time for an attitude-adjustment wakeup call: You could beat her to a pulp or rape her if you wanted to. You could snap her like a twig ("G.I. Jane" and "La Femme Nikita" movies are imaginary bullshit). It's only by your grace she's allowed to live. What you do to yourself in the shower is more satisfying than what she attempts to do to herself with sharpie markers and toothbrush holders. She lives in a steady state of sexual frustration, which becomes almost too much to bear for 2-3 days each month. And she's alone and afraid in a cold, cold world. She NEEDS you desperately, MORE THAN YOU NEED HER.

When she bonds with you, she'll want to have half a dozen kids by you. She won't care how much money you have, as long as you can pay normal bills. She won't want "sexual variety" or get a seven-year-itch and flirt with another man. She'll start crying sometimes and hold you when you're thrusting inside her, because she loves you and wants you so much. Shell never get overweight, because she isn't depressed and disillusioned with life.

Say it again: DOMINATION, DOMINATION, MALE DOMINATION. Get out your riding crop. This one thinks she's the center of the universe just like Gen. George Patton.

Time to teach her a lesson.

Or, put the riding crop and the wet towel away for a second. Maybe what she REALLY needs, DEEP DOWN, is a calm, well-adjusted, easy-going man -- normal ideal to the core we covered in chapters 3 & 4. Maybe what she's really looking for is male inertia to counteract her high-strung angst...someone who just grins and shakes his head when she acts bratty. Someone who refuses to be manipulated.

This one likes to fight. She loves to metaphorically (or literally? Eh?) lunge at you to scratch your eyes out and then get her face slapped and "raped." She's not into cornball stuff like S&M -- it's just that she's so feisty and spirited! She likes to wrestle and bear-cub with a cute beefy guy!

Reality-Check Wakeup Call: High-Quality White Women tend not to wear Daisy Duke shorts, contact lenses, and full makeup turnout to the library (or grocery store, or bookstore, or coffee shop, or Laundromat, or apartment complex dumpster...) You have to have an Eagle Eye. Or better yet, why not approach every White Woman who is not wearing a wedding ring and looks Healthy to you? This is the best rule of thumb of all -- you can't lose.

[V-Adore]

Wow, I just about choked myself laughing. I mean... "the mind-body split was invented by a fag named Plato?" AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH JESUS. (I could point out that mind-body dualism was actually "invented" by a fag named Rene Descartes, but oh well.)

Also, he's totally wrong about the college thing. If there's one thing I've learned in college, it's that tuberculosis is terrible and you should avoid getting it, ever.

[Mantonio]

If only these hi-larious racialist types would never get laid again. Also, I'd like to see them get run over with a tractor.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Good God, from the Declaration of White Independence:

Let us, the European Descended People, say this to the Jews, now and with finality:

"We have paid your 'Holocaust' tab, to include your customary rate of usury: Now GO! We do not want you among us. You are a curse and a plague to every decent and noble aspiration known to our People.

"For every alleged loss suffered by the Jewish people, we have suffered in spades:

"In 'minority'-on-White crime,

"In countless White millions never born so that we could accommodate your 'teeming refuse' from foreign shores,

"In open borders and exported industries,

"In the destruction and devastation of our environment and our wildlife,

"In the contamination of our food, air, water, soil, and Blood,

"In being forcibly, exorbitantly taxed to subsidize the spawning of our dispossessors,

"In having the political genius of our Founding Fathers' grand scheme twisted beyond recognition to accommodate your 'civil rights' and your various 'liberation' movements,

"In turning our electoral system into racial censuses while you piously claim race does not exist,

"In transmogrifying our beautiful North American White Homeland into a multicultural, diverse cesspool of corruption, vice, degeneracy, and barbarism,

"In being hijacked into sending billions upon billions of dollars in military and economic aid to Swindlers' Central -- or what you refer to as Israel,

"In providing unconditional resources and servile diplomatic support to your precious Jewish race, until finally the world hates us almost as much as it hates you. Yet, you -- and your bought-politicians -- have the gall, the audacity, and the chutzpah to tell European Descended Americans that we are hated because we are 'free,' and then you instigate wars with your Islamic enemies: kosher-plutocratic Crusades, waged against the sovereign peoples of the Middle East, in which more American blood, treasure, and prestige will be thrown down your Zionist Rat hole,

"Go forth from among us now -- and never return. Let us see which of us can do without the other. Once the parasite stops bleeding the host, the host recovers his vigor, but the parasite withers and dies. So be it. Go to Israel, all of you. Bask in your Jewish-ness. Celebrate your racial homogeneity and your separatism. Worship your God. We have our own Destiny, and it doesn't include you or your 'minority' minions. We are not vampires who stalk the starless night; we do not need to suck the Lifeblood of the innocent. When you are an exclusively self-contained majority among yourselves and are nowhere a parasitic Diaspora-minority among others, then we shall see what you are made of."

Wait, so racial homogeneity among Jews is bad, but among Whites is good?

The Jewish God is different from the White God?

The Jews -- which tend to skew more liberal -- are bad for the environment?

[misterqueue]

The Jews -- which tend to skew more liberal -- are bad for the environment?

Well I'm sure you've seen them..  leaking all their damn Jewness all over the landscape.  I have to wade through the damn stuff just to get to work!

Whenever I say that people are welcome to their opinions, shit like this foams up from the sewer of humanity and reminds me of why the hell we aren't all that trandscendent or whatever the hell we're supposed to be attaining.