Exactly. I've had it up to here with you kids and your tight trousers and your multicolored suspenders and your Roller Derby and your "podcasting" and your "alternaporn" -- fat ugly men and women doing tame stripteases in bad lighting and somehow it's cool because you are drenching yourself in Pabst Blue Ribbon or Pall Mall cigarettes or something. Fuck you, PBR. Fuck you. It's crap and people who like it are crap dudes.
ok, i've never found another person EVER who agrees with me, but i swear to god pall malls taste like marshmellows. vaguely. sort of.
it's been a while. it was a phase. i miss export a's, though.
anyways.
if a person is not free to bitch about how their favorite band fits into their own personal world-view, then what then? huh? what then!? next you know we'll all have to eat puppies. IT WILL BE THE LAW! also, why does pinback remind me of geggy tah? does anyone remember geggy tah? do i even remember that band? is that even the correct name? if only i could be bothered to go back in time and use alta-vista to find out. anyways, remember that song "all i want to do, is thank you" about thanking the person who let him merge into a different lane in traffic? that's an awesome song, because it's all about positive reinforcement of the acceptance of the social contract. i'm big on following traffic laws, because i feel it's all about the social contract. when you don't use your turn signal, it's pretty much YOU telling ME that you will pretty much gladly feast on my body canabalistically at the drop of the hat because you do not appreciate the social contract.
the best thing about being 30 is finally not being in my 20s. because, really,
well, i had to go do actual stuff and lost my train of thought.
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