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« on: October 31, 2005, 08:41:46 pm »
Hello there!

I'm a college student from Kokomo, Indiana who just got into Achewood a few months back through a link by Jeph of Questionable Content. Is SO good. Is SO funny.

(Sorry, I'm a dork.)
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2005, 08:43:10 pm »
The Beach Boys vacation in Indiana?

Welcome!
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2005, 09:07:02 pm »
I once had a flat tire repaired in Kokomo. I believe it is also the home to the worst restaurant I have ever eaten at...Lord John's Tacos or something to that effect.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2005, 10:03:53 pm »
Do you have a Ph.D in sodomy, or just the M.D?
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 01:02:05 am »
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Do you have a Ph.D in sodomy, or just the M.D?


It's a Ph.D.  :D
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 01:02:49 am »
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I once had a flat tire repaired in Kokomo. I believe it is also the home to the worst restaurant I have ever eaten at...Lord John's Tacos or something to that effect.


Yeah, Lord John's is one of those restaurants people seem to either love or hate. I don't eat there very often.
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2005, 01:36:43 am »
I thought the food was below school cafeteria quality, which is quite impressive.
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2005, 02:08:52 pm »
why is your name dr. sodomy?
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2005, 04:17:31 pm »
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why is your name dr. sodomy?



For posterity.

Although he will be the butt of many jokes.
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2005, 05:14:53 pm »
Bobby, you're about one pun away from having your posting privileges revoked.
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2005, 05:34:23 pm »
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Bobby, you're about one pun away from having your posting privileges revoked.


It will be a price worth paying to have my posting privileges revoked. I know it's very anus to hear such terrible puns. Yet I feel confident knowing that, in regards to my broken posting priveleges, that i rectum in a most glorious manner.
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2005, 06:00:09 pm »
I'll bet you DO rectum regularly, Focker.
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2005, 06:01:48 pm »
RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!!!

Someone had to say it
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2005, 06:26:19 pm »
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RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!!!

Someone had to say it


The liturgy is complete.

A PhD. in receptive sodomy - the courses probably suck (or blow) but I'm sure you were out in front of the class (if only a foot or so).

Your success is clearly a result of the excellent rearing your father gave you. Is your school in KY?
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2005, 06:42:37 pm »
i was asking a serious question people.
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