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« on: November 07, 2005, 04:23:46 am »
It looks like we've reached the inevitable.  I wish I knew what that meant.

~Paul
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2005, 05:17:29 am »
yeah dude.
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2005, 06:26:20 am »
To be fair I guess we should have seen it coming.
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2005, 06:58:43 am »
URL and date in the first post, please.
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2005, 07:17:54 am »
I told you this would happen.  I suppose you want me to help you shave that hair off your palms,  too.
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2005, 08:17:07 am »
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I told you this would happen.  I suppose you want me to help you shave that hair off your palms,  too.


Well it's not like he'd be able to see where he's shaving. Still, though, I see your point. He has no one to blame but himself.
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2005, 06:27:30 pm »
Dude, your mother warned you that if you kept playing with it, it would fall off.

You have no one to blame but yourself.
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2005, 01:37:28 am »
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It looks like we've reached the inevitable.  I wish I knew what that meant.

~Paul


what's going on paul?
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2005, 03:04:15 am »
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It looks like we've reached the inevitable.  I wish I knew what that meant.

~Paul

what's going on paul?

The Inevitable

~Paul
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2005, 03:12:09 am »
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It looks like we've reached the inevitable.  I wish I knew what that meant.

~Paul

what's going on paul?

Actually, when I wrote that on Sunday night I was sure I was going to be fired on Monday morning.  But it didn't happen.  Now I am praying that the inevitable doesn't also mean prosecuted for punching my boss in his fuck*ng smug face.

~Paul
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2005, 03:13:00 am »
Also, thank you Arkabee for your concern.

~Paul
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2005, 04:49:20 am »
you are a cool dude, and the inevitable is never good otherwise one would refer to it as "the cool thing that's happening".
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2005, 05:06:31 am »
Well now I feel like a complete dick for making light of it.
Although if you actually did any punching of bosses Paul I'm sure it would be justified.
Like you'd get to court and the judge would be all 'Oh, that fuck*ng guy! Why don't you take his job and all his money because he totally deserved the smack down.'

Hope it all works out for you.
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2005, 05:28:02 am »
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It looks like we've reached the inevitable.  I wish I knew what that meant.

~Paul

what's going on paul?

Actually, when I wrote that on Sunday night I was sure I was going to be fired on Monday morning.  But it didn't happen.  Now I am praying that the inevitable doesn't also mean prosecuted for punching my boss in his fuck*ng smug face.

~Paul


You punched your boss in the face?  To paraphrase Homer S., You lived the American Dream?

Wow.  I'm sure he deserved it.
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2005, 06:50:38 am »
So Paul, where are the photos of you punching your boss in the face?

Also, punching your boss in the face did NOT get you fired?

Do you work for the government or something?
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