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[jmcc]

A new topic for a new comic for a new user. Hello.

[Roger]

Hello and welcome!
Thanks for opening the thread. But you know, we usually start things up with the strip's permalink, like this one:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11082005
And then we wait for someone with a sharper mind to explain the joke to us. Nozzle? Tank? Yale?

[Decay]

And so I delurk...

The tank contains concentrated edumacation, which the cat is about to receive rectally.

Ray's dialogue in the weird hallucination/dream sequence/the odd things going on in his head is gold.

[V-Adore]

Yeah, the implication that Ray is about to take his Higher Education up the butt is sort of precious, in a weird way. Beef protesting in the dream sequence makes it just that much better.

Also, I think I've had this conversation with people, as Teodor: asking a simple question with slight jargon and getting "whoaaa, don't blind me with your SCIENCE!" in response. Grrr, bah. It's your own fault for saying something as dumb as steak and spaghetti being anywhere near each other on the Phylogenetic Tree of Dinner Options.

[misterqueue]

Last two panels... is so good.

For approx. 10 seconds I thought about going and getting one of the panels tattooed on my chest and the other on my ass, which would allow me to walk around as a sort of storyboard naked so that I could educate the populace.  Then I realized this isn't a valid career path.

Also, I think Onstad is clearly practicing his "show a cat's bulgy-bits" moves lately.  Yesterday it was the t'weren't and today we get the low hanging fruit basket as he pulls on that tank.

In conclusion, more Lyle.

[EgoSumNoah]

dinner doesn't grow on trees. Anyhow, the idea that Teodor is rectally pumping Ray full of knowledge, and the fact that the best way Ray can convey this to his friend is by saying "metal tank that says Yale," that's really delightful. And then there's the image of Ray jogging.

[CortJstr]

Man, Ray just assumes that more expensive=better with everything, including rectal education.*

*If this is ever what this site becomes all about then I am out of here.

[robot_god]

That's the way Dubya did it.

[misterqueue]

<Shot of my hands up to my head in anguish>

When will they come out with an educational suppository for me?!

[MattFish]

I can't say anything about this that hasn't already been said in exponentially funnier ways. This is pretty damn funny though.

[aparrish]

Also, I think Onstad is clearly practicing his "show a cat's bulgy-bits" moves lately.  Yesterday it was the t'weren't and today we get the low hanging fruit basket as he pulls on that tank.

Yesterday this trend disturbed me, but I've since become enlightened.  I think it reflects well on our society that we have at least one man, a father no less, whose job involves thinking up new ways to draw the genitals of a cat in a thong.

He's probably got a whole folder on his desktop with files in it called "ray's chilies, three-quarters view.eps" or similar.

[jough]

And when he's done, RAY KNOWS KUNG FU.

[side_show]

Yeah, the implication that Ray is about to take his Higher Education up the butt is sort of precious, in a weird way. Beef protesting in the dream sequence makes it just that much better.

Also, I think I've had this conversation with people, as Teodor: asking a simple question with slight jargon and getting "whoaaa, don't blind me with your SCIENCE!" in response. Grrr, bah. It's your own fault for saying something as dumb as steak and spaghetti being anywhere near each other on the Phylogenetic Tree of Dinner Options.

Yeah I was recently negotiating the next show I will direct, and inquired if the show would be under the theatre company's monkier or my own, and I was brutally mocked!  Mocked I tell you!

[jough]

What always gets me is when someone accuses me of using a "big word" and the word is like, "dignity" or something fairly common.  You just have to shake your head and mumble something about them being plebeians.

[robot_roll_call]

You just have to shake your head and mumble something about them being plebeians.

Whoa, whoa whoa! Slow down there, Einstein. In ENGLISH, please.