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@achewood Crime drama, 1980: Magnum PI. 2005: NUMB3RS. One based on smiling and helicopters, one on showcasing higher math. Explain discrepancy.

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I've seen weirder
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This is the price we pay for Iron Chef
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Voting closed: November 08, 2005, 07:40:57 pm


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Bobby Isosceles

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« on: November 08, 2005, 07:40:57 pm »
The subject came from a real live spam subject. One of the best spam subjects in the world.
Anyway, yet another incomprehensible and sadistic Japanese game show. Thick "Whack a Mole," except instead of moles, it's girls with pork chops strapped to their heads and instead of a hammer, it's a hungry monitor lizard. Via BoingBoing.
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2005, 08:17:58 pm »
Why don't we have game shows like this in the United States?  This is way better than watching some idiot waste 10 minutes of my life answering a question that any semi-educated junior high school student could answer.  I think the huge Santa with his tongue sticking out in the background really backs my point up nicely.

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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2005, 09:31:11 pm »
I'm guessing a girl wins a prize if the lizard eats her pork chop and she doesn't flinch?
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2005, 05:07:23 am »
I'm guessing the reason we don't have shows like this on our pathetic western television is that greed in our society is such that if any sort of prize was involved those girls wouldn't be going anywhere and that would make a crap show.
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2005, 05:34:15 pm »
More japanese wackiness:



Discuss.
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2005, 06:17:38 pm »
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Discuss.


I, respectfully, decline.
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2005, 06:19:01 pm »
OH SHIT, MIND FLAYERS
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2005, 06:21:05 pm »
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OH SHIT, MIND FLAYERS


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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2005, 08:44:30 pm »
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OH SHIT, MIND FLAYERS


I just LOL'd.

Dude, have you ever seen the eel sex video? That shit'll give you NIGHTMARES. Google eels.wmv; warren ellis once linked to a version that had been overdubbed with "Justified and Ancient," by KLF with Tammy Wynette singing.

I DARE YOU.
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2005, 12:07:17 am »
Speaking of photos, when are you going to stop being a little bitch and post the ones you said you were going to post, Bozack?
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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2005, 12:08:51 am »
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Speaking of photos, when are you going to stop being a little bitch and post the ones you said you were going to post, Bozack?


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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2005, 01:50:22 pm »
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OH SHIT, MIND FLAYERS


I just LOL'd.

Dude, have you ever seen the eel sex video? That shit'll give you NIGHTMARES. Google eels.wmv; warren ellis once linked to a version that had been overdubbed with "Justified and Ancient," by KLF with Tammy Wynette singing.

I DARE YOU.


God christ, dude, what is it with you and that video, and why can't you rest until everyone in the world has basked in its eely glow?
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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2005, 04:44:58 pm »
I think I like the phrase "eely glow" more than I like any other concept volunteered in this thread so far. It makes me picture an extremely beatific eel, radiating the light of God's favor, possibly as depicted in a medieval illuminated manuscript.
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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2005, 08:13:17 pm »
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God christ, dude, what is it with you and that video, and why can't you rest until everyone in the world has basked in its eely glow?


Look.
Everyone thinks they've seen the bottom, right? That, at some point in their life, they've tasted the seedier side of life. The evangelist at my old church told me that once, in extreme confidence, that I could be redeemed for my sins because he had once had PREMARITAL SEX. With the woman that he then married. That was his seediest moment. The frat boy might consider that his seediest moment was when he totally woke up next to some dude and his ass hurt. This is all bullshit.
The eel video is the seediest moment. It is the bottom of the god damned well. It is BEDROCK. I think the world needs to see that video, everyone on this planet, just so they know that whatever they've done, it hasn't begun to mount the foothills of that video. That Windows Media File is the very ABYSS, and when you stare into it, it stares also at you. It stares at you with EELS.
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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2005, 08:39:24 pm »
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eloquent, dire warning re: eels


Right, right, but have you seen the one where a guy gets an excitable stallion to fuck him in the ass, and then the guy dies?  I'm not saying it's worse than eel sex, I'm just wondering if you'd taken this into account when making your claims about the plumbability of various wells and abysses.
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