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Author Topic: Just as he 'maxed (08-29-03)  (Read 5647 times)

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Just as he 'maxed (08-29-03)
« on: August 30, 2003, 12:38:10 am »
Good god this is some funny shit.

So it sounds like Todd, Vlad, Mr. Bear, and Beef are all in the dumbwaiter.

And is putting an ashtray on a girl's back as you take her from behind really all that kinky?  I mean, seriously?

Strip.
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Re: Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2003, 12:41:02 am »
Quote from: "jough"
Good god this is some funny shit.

So it sounds like Todd, Vlad, Mr. Bear, and Beef are all in the dumbwaiter.

And is putting an ashtray on a girl's back as you take her from behind really all that kinky?  I mean, seriously?


Depends if it has lit cigarettes in it!?!?!?!

And it's the ability to spell your name in smoke that's the kinky bit...
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2003, 12:43:16 am »
Oooh, that's definitely Mr. Bear and Vlad.  I think the "KILL THE LIGHT" guy is Blister.  

The ashtray thing is just what I'd expect from you, Jough.  Because, you know.  I know you.  Carnally*.  

*I do not know Jough in the Biblical or in any other sense.  This is what we here in Realityland refer to as "sarcasm."  
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2003, 12:48:57 am »
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The ashtray thing is just what I'd expect from you, Jough. Because, you know. I know you. Carnally.


Shhhh.  I thought we weren't going to talk about that, you know, in public and stuff.

Dang.  Just don't let Pedro find out. ;)
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2003, 12:49:57 am »
The ability to spell your name in smoke (in cursive!) is a talent, not a kink.
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2003, 12:54:32 am »
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The ability to spell your name in smoke (in cursive!) is a talent, not a kink.


Well, yea, but some talents take on fetishistic sides. I mean, maybe Ray really gets off on the ability. We all know how narcissistic he can be!

[posting while mixing isn't easy and is probably ill-advised]
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2003, 01:08:44 am »
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I think the "KILL THE LIGHT" guy is Blister.


GOOD CALL ON THAT

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE READING HIS MIND

OR MAYBE JUST HIS EMAIL


Those voices that we recognize: Todd, Mr. Bear, Vlad.

Potential companions: Blister, Lyle.

Left out: Pat, Teodor, Alternate Ray, Andy, Scrambles, Molly, Mantonio, Penny, Johnny Cash, Alternate Phillipe, French Fry, others.

Time for a poll?
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2003, 01:19:31 am »
what do you mean "alternate" phillipe?
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2003, 01:40:03 am »
I think he (she?) means the teen Philippe, as seen in that one strip with the hair in the nachos.  He called Onstad a "fag" but then in subsequent strips Philippe has been back to his old child-like self (and is currently back in 1882).
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2003, 01:54:16 am »
:My Head is Explodin'! That smoke!:

Kinky and I LIKE it! I never did learn how to write my name in smoke. I imagine he's wiggling the ol' hips around spelling his name there, too. That would qualify for kinky too.

I'm glad he didn't burn his name into her back with the cigarette, though. That would be just sick.

I'm not so sure about the flashlight voice being Blister. That dumbwaiter is getting a little crowded. Two more new voices in there and the whole thing is going to fall into the basement.

Any thoughts as to whether Ray is going to put on an exhibition for the dumbwaiter crowd at some point in the future?
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2003, 01:57:54 am »
Quote from: "Choopernickel"
Quote from: "jldunston"
I think the "KILL THE LIGHT" guy is Blister.


GOOD CALL ON THAT

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE READING HIS MIND

OR MAYBE JUST HIS EMAIL


Those voices that we recognize: Todd, Mr. Bear, Vlad.

Potential companions: Blister, Lyle.

Left out: Pat, Teodor, Alternate Ray, Andy, Scrambles, Molly, Mantonio, Penny, Johnny Cash, Alternate Phillipe, French Fry, others.

Time for a poll?


Lucifer.  Can't forget Lucifer.
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2003, 02:05:39 am »
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I'm not so sure about the flashlight voice being Blister. That dumbwaiter is getting a little crowded. Two more new voices in there and the whole thing is going to fall into the basement.

Well, if it is Blister, we at least know he's not adding any weight, being incorporeal and all.

This strip really digs in the idea that Ray has been class, or at least money, for most of his life. You have to wonder how he ended up with the Achewood gang in the first place; how do you go from being a Grand Champion American Curl, all spellin' your name in cursive smoke while you're 'maxin', to being neutered and sitting around on the curb smoking with Beef and Pat?

Also, if my virgin ears are right and "'maxin'" is a new euphemism, Onstad truly is the master of coined slang. This is all.
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2003, 02:08:48 am »
And "Maxin'" would be derived from what?
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2003, 02:09:40 am »
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[posting while mixing isn't easy and is probably ill-advised]


I don't know how to read this now.
Slink, did you mean "posting while Maxing"?

**PS I think it's shorthand for Climaxing, which is a term they used to use for orgasms back around the time of the Phil Donahue Show I think**
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Just as he 'maxed - 29 August
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2003, 02:11:37 am »
Oh. Nevermind. Maxed. Right.

God poor Beef.
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