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« on: November 15, 2005, 09:11:38 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11152005

Did Showbiz really go to Cozumel or is Roast Beef lying to Ray? Probably the latter, judging mainly by the sheer number of "uh"s.
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2005, 09:52:44 am »
These cats have heard conflicting stories about the girls in Cozumel this time of year.

I read it as Beef was lying to Ray, why?  The look on Beef's face while Ray is singing Showbiz's praises might give a hint.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2005, 10:32:19 am »
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2005, 11:19:45 am »
I bet he's still into them Five Large! too.  I wonder what he did with Beef's two G's and change, or did he just buy more rockford fosgates?

Also, the title of this totally should've been "Guy could party with a Dutch Oven if he wanted to".  Just a tip from me to you my Internet friends.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2005, 12:14:15 pm »
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Also, the title of this totally should've been "Guy could party with a Dutch Oven if he wanted to".  Just a tip from me to you my Internet friends.


Correct.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2005, 12:22:53 pm »
I would say that, personally, that once I pay off my debt to a company, I buy something large/expensive from them. As kind of a little thank you present.
It may sound strange to you, but, that's just how classy people like me and Showbiz roll.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2005, 12:39:19 pm »
So, Showbiz still owes Rockford Fosgate. Will Beef confront Showbiz?

Probably. Dealing with a Showbiz-type has it's breaking point, and finding out he still owes on a debt he should have at least partly paid off is one of those. All the other bad houseguest stuff gets met with "Uh Ok whatever" and then BOOM.
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2005, 01:55:16 pm »
Somehow I don't think Showbiz is coming back for a while.
I guess there will always need to be guys who buy magazines about car stereos.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2005, 02:14:04 pm »
The idea of Ray knowing the moods of the girls of Cozumel right off the top of his head strikes me as the funniest thing about today's.
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2005, 02:22:06 pm »
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The idea of Ray knowing the moods of the girls of Cozumel right off the top of his head strikes me as the funniest thing about today's.

Ray can also list the top 10 party schools and the last 5 spring break hot spots.
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2005, 02:32:59 pm »
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Also, the title of this totally should've been "Guy could party with a Dutch Oven if he wanted to".  Just a tip from me to you my Internet friends.

You know what, I totally had that typed in but I decided to go the philosophical route instead. Was it the wrong thing to do? I guess we'll all find out, one day.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2005, 03:31:27 pm »
Um, did Ray always have such a prominent navel?
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2005, 04:18:13 pm »
Onstad's getting sloppy (getting?).
I know he likes to re-use panels, because that leaves more time for drinking, beating his wife, and reading the phone book, but the last time Showbiz received a letter it was the third notice and now it's the third notice... again.

Oh man, that inattention to detail just made this strip completely suck.

F---------- WOULD NOT READ AGAIN
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2005, 04:27:59 pm »
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You know what, I totally had that typed in but I decided to go the philosophical route instead. Was it the wrong thing to do? I guess we'll all find out, one day.


It is okay Evan, I do not hold it against you.

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2005, 04:28:59 pm »
I'm subscribing to the Showbiz went back into debt to the loansharks at Rockford and Fosgate again. Even if that aforementioned letter was first notice, that's only 2 additional notices over the last 3 years. That would be extremely patient for a collections department.
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