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« on: November 21, 2005, 04:16:48 pm »
Hi everyone

I have been reading Achewood since almost the beginning. I found this board just recently because I have been bored at work lately, though I used to lurk on the first Achewood board just because watching Onstad be mean to people was almost as good as the comics. I recognize some names from there.

I am an editor and I live in Chicago (from Maine originally). Nice to meet you!

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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2005, 04:55:38 pm »
Welcome.  Wipe your feet and don't steal any of the silverware.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2005, 05:00:14 pm »
Hi Biz

Welcome.

I was on the old board, though I don't think Onstad ever mocked me.  I seem to remember swapping cooking tips with him at some point though.

As you may, or may not have figured out, Jough runs things around here, so be nice to him.  He can sometimes be like that crotchety old neighbour you had as a kid, so don't walk on his lawn.  He can also sometimes be like a Vedic Guru to his underlings, and at those times his love is very warm and magical.  Either way - he has powers!
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2005, 05:07:01 pm »
Man Onstad was ferocious on the old board. Sounds like you got on his good side with the cooking, but I bet he found a hilarious way to judge and dislike you anyway that he didn't post only because the thread was already locked. Does he ever come here?
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2005, 05:59:04 pm »
He has a board account and posted here for a while, but as far as I know he doesn't really post anymore. I can't blame him; the guy has a baby, after all, and thus bigger giraffe to fry than us.

Welcome, by the way.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2005, 06:09:08 pm »
Yeah I guess a baby will make you care less about internet message boards. I give him credit though, he was so much worse about posting strips on time (or at all) BEFORE the baby. For a while now you can basically count on four solid strips a week and some good blogs.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2005, 09:27:01 pm »
One question...are you my mother?
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2005, 10:24:49 pm »
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...the guy has a baby, after all, and thus bigger giraffe to fry than us.


God, that gave me a fucked up mental image.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2005, 10:30:14 pm »
Yeah, and they were merciless about me eating a baby.
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2005, 11:16:03 pm »
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Yeah, and they were mercilessly about me eating a baby.


Wow, you hold a grudge for a long time!  Talk about eating someone's child and they don't like it for some reason, right?  

I think I apologized, but perhaps not seriously enough.  

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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2005, 11:40:23 pm »
You know that  you're too cute to stay mad at for more than a minute at a time. I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just bitter is all.
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2005, 11:48:22 pm »
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You know that  you're too cute to stay mad at for more than a minute at a time. I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just bitter is all.


I'm sorry, but really the cutest thing of all is the idea that you have children that I will term "AlohaPups" from now on.  That is very cute to me.  My SO sometimes refers to himself as a "young pup" and it always seems so cute to me.  But then anything related to dogs or puppies is cute to me 1) because I'm a girl, and 2) because I long for a dog of my own like some women my age long for a baby.
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2005, 11:50:22 pm »
Oh hell, are we back to talking about eating babies?  Next thing you know it'll be thousands of embedded quotes and barbed penes.

We have to move on and grow, people!
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2005, 11:55:44 pm »
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Oh hell, are we back to talking about eating babies?  Next thing you know it'll be thousands of embedded quotes and barbed penes.

We have to move on and grow, people!


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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2005, 01:11:29 am »
If I ever have a kid, I'ma call it "Mancub."
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