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« on: November 24, 2005, 07:20:20 am »
Gather round newbies and i'll tell you a story.

In the beginning Jough created TOUAMB.  He looked upon his creation and saw that it was good.  But still there was something missing.  It was then that Jough sent JL to be our Den Mother and an era of peace and light reigned over TOUAMB.

Then one day the peace was shattered and darkness crept upon TOUAMB.  And then there appeared the evil Pedro who stole JL and took her and placed her in a cell where she was made to perform unspeakable acts.  He took her as a wife and made her bear him children and kept her locked in her cell away from TOUAMB.  She is in her cell to this very day and now darkness reigns over TOUAMB.

Every now and again someone will claim to know someone who has seen her, but that's just a legend.

We miss you Jamie.

~Paul
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2005, 12:31:57 pm »
Pedro.
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2005, 02:55:06 pm »
Ah yes, with some talk of the old Dumbrella board, I was remembering JL and her wonderful mother avatar.  Then she became a mother and she no longer needed to mother all of us.  Three cheers for JL!
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2005, 03:04:07 pm »
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Pedro.

It was late.

~Paul
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2005, 07:55:37 pm »
I was under the impression that the unspeakable acts were consensual.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2005, 09:20:45 pm »
Sometimes being placed in a cell and being made to perform unspeakable acts is consensual.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2005, 11:09:10 pm »
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Sometimes being placed in a cell and being made to perform unspeakable acts is consensual.


It's always the party line with you, isn't it?
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2005, 12:00:56 am »
Does the party involve women doing unspeakable acts consensually? If so, let me get in that line.
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 04:46:18 am »
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Sometimes being placed in a cell and being made to perform unspeakable acts is consensual.


It's always the party line with you, isn't it?

I just LOL'd.

~Paul
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 02:25:01 pm »
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Does the party involve women doing unspeakable acts consensually? If so, let me get in that line.


Wow, I think AW just discovered the political party that could bring utopia to North America.  A party where the Lion will lay down with the Lamb, the Lefty take the hand of the Righty.  And also fuckin'.  The political party of Fuckin'.  I'd join that party line too, and so would all of you.  Be honest.
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 10:01:16 pm »
I think that the official name of the Party should be the Party. Thus, it will be the Party Party, and those affiliated will be "Partiers."
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 10:44:10 pm »
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I think that the official name of the Party should be the Party. Thus, it will be the Party Party, and those affiliated will be "Partiers."

What about Everybody Gets Laid?
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2005, 10:48:45 pm »
Does anybody want to set up a pool on how long it takes JL or Pedro to notice this thread and post?  I'm guessing December 1.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2005, 06:43:51 am »
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I think that the official name of the Party should be the Party. Thus, it will be the Party Party, and those affiliated will be "Partiers."

What about Everybody Gets Laid?

That's what our slogan will be. And our campaign song will be this.

IT'S FUCK-TIME IN AMERICA.
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2005, 08:36:48 pm »
I hereby cast my vote.   A bold vote in a bold time which calls for bold things. Some people say that this great world of ours is for nature, and some say for war; but ladies and gentlemen I am here to tell you that this awesome world with all its majesty is here basically for fuck*ng.

So I ask you, my fellow humans, to throw down your drawers, raise up your hands, say a hallelujah or two and cast your rods or what have yous towards a BOLD VOTE FOR fuck*ng!

(And when you climax, shout out Hail Brittania!, it'll give the Irish a chuckle)
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