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The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2005, 05:11:38 am »
Tortoises are suddenly my heroes.  Thank you TOUAMB for your education. Education!
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« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2005, 12:12:08 am »
I'm sorry to announce this, but the Party Party has become too bloated and corrupt. You've all lost your ideals. That's why I'm splintering off and forming the Parrrr-TAY Party.

Who's with me?

Anybody?
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« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2005, 04:53:32 pm »
Quote from: "Golfhaus"
Embarassing to who?

jldunston, of course.
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2005, 09:17:17 pm »
As today is International AIDS day, the Party party would like to remind all members of the republic that to party well is to party safely.
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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2005, 09:23:49 pm »
Quote from: "side_show"
International AIDS day


Where can I find me some of that then...
Or am I just supposed to dress up as a hooker and give out used needles to kids?
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2005, 10:39:25 pm »
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Quote from: "side_show"
International AIDS day


Where can I find me some of that then...
Or am I just supposed to dress up as a hooker and give out used needles to kids?


Oh, why was I so deeply amused buy this?
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« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2005, 07:46:52 pm »
Quote from: "side_show"

Oh, why was I so deeply amused buy this?


Is it me dressed as a hooker? It's me dressed as a hooker isn't it...
I absolutely refuse to. But I could pull it off!
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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2005, 06:44:50 am »
All I want for Christmas from TOUAMB is for Jamie and Pedro to comment on this thread.

~Paul
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« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2005, 05:18:15 pm »
The Party party demands Jamie and Pedro take the floor! Demands!  Perhaps they are so devout to the Party party's mandate of fuck*ng that they are too ...consumed to respond to the thread.
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Re: The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2005, 04:21:13 pm »
It is 11:01am EST on December 19, 2005 when Dunston checks in.

You guys are really sweet.  Like really really sweet.  I've missed you a lot.  I finally couldn't resist posting again.  I found this thread while searching for a nude political party.  I was listening to Bush speak and Pelosi rebut and I was just disgusted with what they were wearing.  I figured that a naked politician has nothing to hide.  Your Groping and Oral Partying Party was pretty close to what I was after.  And here I am! 

Naturally, I'm not the one you guys really want.  The sexy, intelligent, nurturing one is currently ferrying the little one off to the baby-doctor.  He has what is described as a 'real bad cough'.  He looks really cute when he's miserable but still trying to smile and play.  I'll be sure to unlock JL's cell or at least slide a laptop between the bars so she can post herself.  It'll be like those movies where the bad guy lets the hostage say "I'm alright, daddy just please don't --"

Jamie finished her first full time semester of grad school.  I think she did kick ass, but I'm ignorant enough to be called dis-educated at this point.  She's upset because she didn't make an A+++++ (a la Ralphie) in all of her courses.  Things I learned from Jamie's studies this semester: A. I would have been obsessed with the movie Red Dawn had I seen it when I was younger.  B. There were LESBIANS in 1950's America.  No joke!  500 of them were drummed out of the Navy for it.  Lesbians!  The 50's!  What, did they get a time machine?  Amazing.
Here are some photos of the boy: http://flickr.com/photos/Pedro_Picasso  Some of them feature my older brother Danny, and some are from Halloween when Pearce and I dressed up as eachother.  Way cute.  Jamie was Janice Joplin, but really she was just a cute girl in hippie clothes and I was an idiot in long johns.

I dig the new board.  It look really ... busy.

So anyway, I love you guys.  Merry Christmas to you.  And if I let you talk to the lovely, talented, intelligent, and mothering jldunston, can I be in your sexy party?
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Re: The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2005, 05:04:16 pm »
Quote from: side_show on November 28, 2005, 02:23:46 pm
We support partying hard,  we suggest partying hardy, and we particulary support the sort of partying that leads to fuck*ng.

I will spear head the "No Genitals Left Behind" program, should we be voted into power.

Also, sorry Paul.

Also, I think it will be Pedro who notices, but I give him 'til mid-December (as long as no one PM's him).

Who called it? 

Also, fuck*ng.
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Re: The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2005, 06:30:50 pm »
Hey Pedro!  Y'all don't be such strangers.

Quote from: Pedro Picasso on December 19, 2005, 04:21:13 pm
the movie Red Dawn

Please never mention this movie in my presence again.
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Re: The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2005, 10:49:03 pm »
That's an infinitely cute child, but this? This, ah, this-a no good-a.
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Re: The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2005, 07:07:14 am »
Quote from: Bozack on December 19, 2005, 10:49:03 pm
This, ah, this-a no good-a.

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Re: The Legend of Dunston
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2005, 08:18:00 am »
Quote from: antioch on December 20, 2005, 07:07:14 am
Mamamia! *head explodes spaghetti and sauce*

There he goes again.  :(
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