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[AlohaDawg]

Thanks...I guess? 

The child is down for his nap, and I of course came rushing straight to your arms...but after such a long absence, I don't know where to begin catching up.  What's been going on around here?  What threads do I need to read so as not to post comments that cause you to glance sideways at one another and silently think ill of my manners?  What running gags am I not going to get when I encounter them, as I no doubt will?  Who are all these new people, and what redeeming qualities render them worthy of access to our little sandbox?  (I know y'all haven't gotten so slack that you've stopped brutally hazing new members, right?) 

In other words...where do I go from here? 

Just show up once in awhile and don't worry about it.

[V-Adore]

Thanks...I guess? 

The child is down for his nap, and I of course came rushing straight to your arms...but after such a long absence, I don't know where to begin catching up.  What's been going on around here?  What threads do I need to read so as not to post comments that cause you to glance sideways at one another and silently think ill of my manners?  What running gags am I not going to get when I encounter them, as I no doubt will?  Who are all these new people, and what redeeming qualities render them worthy of access to our little sandbox?  (I know y'all haven't gotten so slack that you've stopped brutally hazing new members, right?) 

In other words...where do I go from here? 

Man, don't worry about it. Once one of us, always one of us. (We're sorta like circus freaks in that regard.) Just show up and post; don't worry about the zeitgeist. I sure don't!

[jough]

JL - we now have a quantitative marker for the worth of a noob in the guise of a Tiny Can of Dr Pepper, the smallest unit of liking or disliking someone.

Some of the noobs have become "regulars" fairly quickly. 

Some of the other regulars have fallen off the face of the earth.  It happens.

Otherwise, we'll be adding a few new moderators soon, and basically hyping up the place.  I think the membership has grown at a very nice and sustainable level, and the new board software is working out nicely I think.

Otherwise, kick back and enjoy.  Read anything or nothing.  Post whatever and whenever you feel.  We're always happy to have you here, and promise to only mock you to your fac.

[wombat]

We're sorta like circus freaks in that regard.

And this is another fine compliment if I do say so.

[pmcd9]

What threads do I need to read so as not to post comments that cause you to glance sideways at one another and silently think ill of my manners?  What running gags am I not going to get when I encounter them, as I no doubt will?  In other words...where do I go from here?

Whatever you decide to post about will automatically become the hot topic.  That's as it should be.  Welcome home Den Mother.

~Paul

[Limmo]

Some of the other regulars have fallen off the face of the earth.  It happens.

I did my best to get back on the board under my old moniker, but it did not work.  So now I'm Evil Limmo, Limmo's counterpart from the Mirror Universe.   

Hi, everyone. Happy New Year.

[wombat]

Limmo!

Limmo gets a Tiny Can for turning his problem registering into an opportunity to make a reference that newbies will not get.  Incidentally - what's the opposite of newbies?  Oldbies?

[Bozack]

Please tell me you've got a little beard now.

[Limmo]

No, but dig on my kicky new midriff-baring outfit!

Oh, and I think the opposite of "newbie" should be "old French whore."

[side_show]

Yay, Limmo is back, and he's got a new sassy look.  Here's a tiny can for you!

[Limmo]

Alright, Evil Limmo is dead, for technical reasons.  Long live Evil Limmo.

I'll be back as Limmo for the foreseeable whatever.