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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2005, 05:57:38 pm »
Wow, those are... something, all right. "Stars of Promise Inc." sounds like some sort of sinister corporate front that will indoctrinate my child into being a mercenary or developing her superpowers, but even so, I'd take it over most of the other options there. I've always wanted a superhero in the family, and I hear sinister corporations pay well enough.
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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2005, 07:15:33 pm »
My mom works with special needs preschoolers and often has to go out to do on-site testing with the kiddoes to see if they qualify for services.  Not only does she get ridiculously-named daycares as seen above, but also ridiculously named kids.  I'm not sure if I said all this on here before because it's one of my favorite things to say, but she's seen a whole slew of weirdo and/or ghetto parents naming their children all things from mystic to cryptic to brand name things.  Some of my favorite (LEGAL) names:

Red Thunder
YoHighness and YoMagesty (brothers, I think Twins)
Lexus, DelMonte, Nike...

And then the many nicknames, including Lil' Biscuit.

And my cousin tells a story from high school in Baltimore where at opening ceremony the principle read through the names of all the new freshman at this private all-girls boarding school and got to "Yellowjello" and "Orangejello" and struggled to start by saying "Uhm, Yellow..." in response to which a girl stood up quickly and (as my cousin tells it) sort of leaned back and said, "It's YUH-LAN-JHA-LO!" and that her sister's name was "OR-RHAN-JHA-LO!"

REally, how hard can having kids be?!
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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2005, 09:48:36 pm »
I've heard many "friend of a friend" stories involving poor Lemonjello and Orangello.

I thought it was great when a seafood restaurant opened up in Sterling and the sign outside just said "Eat at Joe's" Then I later found out the place is actually called Joe's Crab Shack (and is supposedly owned by Tom Landry) which just sucked all the fun out of it. It should have just been called Joe's.
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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2005, 02:56:19 am »
There's a place in San Jose named Original Joe's, which is a wonderful anachronism all on its own.  It was opened in 1956 and apparently hasn't changed (except for prices - geeze) since then.

There's a big grill at one side, you can sit at the counter across from it or at tables, where waiters in tuxes and aprons serve you.  Best steak fries ever.

Anyway, it too has signs that read "Eat at Joe's."

Aside from that, the oddest restaurant name I can think of is Tenda Chick.  I don't generally dig Asian food, so I don't know any cool restaurant names for that.
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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2005, 03:04:03 pm »
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I've heard many "friend of a friend" stories involving poor Lemonjello and Orangello.


I love that story.  Usually people believe me. Curses! (But the others are real)
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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2005, 03:17:16 pm »
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They named the store "Decent Food Mart".


Oh, I would go there in a minute.  Isn't that all any of us really want, a decent food mart?
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2005, 06:51:51 pm »
Actually, I've been hoping for an Indecent Food Mart to open locally.  I'm continually disappointed.
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2005, 10:53:15 pm »
Indecent food mart...kinda like a strip club super market?
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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2005, 01:21:06 am »
Indecent food marts are generally found in strip malls.
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2005, 09:01:34 pm »


Just up the street from my house. Note the former O in Restaurant.
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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2005, 10:05:29 pm »
It's the jumping orcas (?) for O's that bother me most there. The former O is pretty blatant but also pretty clever, I think.
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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2005, 10:25:10 pm »
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That is just so heartbreakingly beautiful.
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« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2005, 04:12:56 pm »
Maybe they just haven't found anything clever for

"THE BEST    ALWAY FRESH"

yet.

I used to live in Smithfield, VA (the home of those delicious Smithfield hams, my school bus route took us past the meat packing plant daily) and there is a water tower there that has "WELCOME TO SMITHFIELD" on it. But the "WELCOME TO" is a smaller font than the SMITHFIELD is. The reason for this is that when they painted it originally, they forgot the word "TO," so for at least a decade, probably longer, the water tower read, "WELCOME SMITHFIELD."
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« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2005, 04:54:38 pm »
in a south carolina town just south of where I live, there is a japanese restaurant. It is run by americans. southern americans. it is called "Japan". They pronounce it "Jay-payun". It is very embarassing.

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« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2005, 06:12:18 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 17, 2005, 04:12:56 pm
"THE BEST    ALWAY FRESH"
I thought the best never rests...

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