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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2005, 10:11:44 pm »
Paul, I hope you were better behaved than these people.
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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2005, 04:54:01 am »
This is one of my all-time favorite threads, and I've enjoyed just reading and looking at the pictures and yeah.  But, now, can we have some back story?  What the fuck is going on?  I mean, yeah, you fell into a rabbit hole.  But really, I am picturing a group of mall Santas that meet at a local bar and go fuck*ng nuts every night after a hard day's work of holding screaming, vomiting, farting and really fuck*ng obnoxious kids.

It also brings to mind David Sedaris's Santaland Diaries, the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a Santa, and A Christmas Story.  Maybe I should get into this Santa racket.  Seems like a wild ride.
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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2005, 12:05:02 pm »
Quote from: miles on December 22, 2005, 04:54:01 am
I am picturing a group of mall Santas that meet at a local bar and go fuck*ng nuts every night after a hard day's work of ... really fuck*ng obnoxious kids.

One must take extreme caution when parsing this sentence.
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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2005, 11:45:24 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on December 22, 2005, 12:05:02 pm
One must take extreme caution when parsing this sentence.

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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2005, 12:29:40 am »
Because Winnipeg has it's very own Santa convention every year, and that happened just a day or two after Paul's photos were posted here, and the local news showed Elvis-Santa and some other assorted neo-Santas all partying it up, I just sort of figured Paul was having fun at his local Santa convention, but far more fun is the idea that it all just randomly happened.

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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2005, 02:52:20 am »
Quote from: Mantonio on December 19, 2005, 10:11:44 pm
Paul, I hope you were better behaved than these people.

Yes we are.  There's actually a code of ethics.  I don't know it by rote, but it's something like don't ruin it for children, don't get busted, stuff like that.

~Paul
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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2005, 04:03:15 am »
Quote from: miles on December 22, 2005, 04:54:01 am
This is one of my all-time favorite threads, and I've enjoyed just reading and looking at the pictures and yeah.  But, now, can we have some back story?  What the fuck is going on?  I mean, yeah, you fell into a rabbit hole.  But really, I am picturing a group of mall Santas that meet at a local bar and go fuck*ng nuts every night after a hard day's work of holding screaming, vomiting, farting and really fuck*ng obnoxious kids.
None of these people work at the mall.

~Paul
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Re: Santas Everywhere
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2006, 11:43:58 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 09, 2005, 09:37:40 pm
Destructocon [Dezi] is a cool fuck*ng rat.

I'm here to report sadly that Destructotron aka Desi has passed away.

~Paul
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