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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2005, 08:33:04 am »
I can agree with this in principle, because I have had natural casing sausage before and the difference is stunning.  The problem is that if I have to ask for natural casing hot dogs, I have to think about natural casing, and where it was and where I'm going to put it.  So I don't.

I buy Nathan's, but having never had Hebrew Nationals I can't make a comparison.
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2005, 02:41:09 pm »
like hot dogs?

work 3rd shift at a sausage factory!

the plant i worked at had "hatches" in the middle of the floor that
the sweepings got swept into.

one would assume some sort of a "vat" "apparatus" beneath those hatches.

one would assume those "vats" would have to be "emptied",
periodically.

one would assume that when something is "emptied" it is not "magical"
and that "matter" must be "transported".

one assumes that "transportation" costs "money" and that "business" "makes" money.

of course, since the plant is "clean" i would "Assume" that everything in the "vat" is of course "clean".

i also "Assume" that dry pet food is "better" than "canned" pet "food".

i also prefer Brats to Hot Dogs, for they are superior.
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2005, 04:37:56 pm »
Oh, come on - the unnatural plastic casings are far grosser.  At least the natural casings are made of FOOD.  The regular dogs use a food-safe plastic wrapping which you eat and then poop out.  How is that better?
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2005, 05:01:20 pm »
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Oh, come on - the unnatural plastic casings are far grosser.  At least the natural casings are made of FOOD.  The regular dogs use a food-safe plastic wrapping which you eat and then poop out.  How is that better?


because pooping is good, my friend.

pooping is good.
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2005, 05:14:44 pm »
Oh, dude, don't I know it.
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2005, 05:55:33 pm »
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one would assume that when something is "emptied" it is not "magical"
and that "matter" must be "transported".

Thus when the "matter" or more commonly, "that thing" is "transported" then another person can get "that thing" that you "sent them."

Damn you Adult Swim!
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2005, 05:59:47 pm »
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Quote from: "arkabee"
one would assume that when something is "emptied" it is not "magical"
and that "matter" must be "transported".

Thus when the "matter" or more commonly, "that thing" is "transported" then another person can get "that thing" that you "sent them."

Damn you Adult Swim!


ha HA.... casings.
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2005, 07:40:34 pm »
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one would assume that when something is "emptied" it is not "magical"
and that "matter" must be "transported".

Thus when the "matter" or more commonly, "that thing" is "transported" then another person can get "that thing" that you "sent them."

Damn you Adult Swim!


um, i don't know what you are talking about.

i was trying to say that when i was being paid to clean at the sausage plant,
everything that got hosed off the machines and then swept off the floor got dumped into vats under the floor that supposedly got made into dog food and etc.
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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2005, 07:47:03 pm »
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one would assume that when something is "emptied" it is not "magical"
and that "matter" must be "transported".

Thus when the "matter" or more commonly, "that thing" is "transported" then another person can get "that thing" that you "sent them."

Damn you Adult Swim!

um, i don't know what you are talking about.

You use of quotation marks around matter and transported made you sound a lot like a character on Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. His catch phrase is "did you get that thing I sent you" and they recently did a training video episode where he uses lots of air quotes and phrasing very similar to the sentence above.
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2005, 08:07:29 pm »
ha HA... sausage plant.


VooooKAT!


(What is that noise anyway when the Birdman logo flies in and out.. that thing is crazy as hell.. I'm always like OOOOOOH SHIIIIIT)
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2005, 10:29:21 pm »
I love Brak.  I looooooove Brak.

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Non-sequitur:

The most important theatre in Canada for the development of new plays informed me on Sunday that they have selected my play for development.  This is the absolute best possible thing that could ever happen for a new playwright in my country.  It means that my work will get National and possibly International production.  It is basically a major, major deal - a life changing, income bracket changing thing, and the few theatre people I've told are totally shocked and amazed to the point where they ask me to repeat myself to be sure they've heard me right.  I did the "like-I've-just-won-Publisher's-Clearing-house" hopping up and down and screaming thing in my living room when the woman from the theatre called me.  This is big.  "Big," big.

I'm so excited that I get that tumbling feeling in my belly everytime I think about it.  wheeee!
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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2005, 10:35:13 pm »
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Non-sequitur:

The most important theatre in Canada for the development of new plays informed me on Sunday that they have selected my play for development.  This is the absolute best possible thing that could ever happen for a new playwright in my country.  It means that my work will get National and possibly International production.  It is basically a major, major deal - a life changing, income bracket changing thing, and the few theatre people I've told are totally shocked and amazed to the point where they ask me to repeat myself to be sure they've heard me right.  I did the "like-I've-just-won-Publisher's-Clearing-house" hopping up and down and screaming thing in my living room when the woman from the theatre called me.  This is big.  "Big," big.

I'm so excited that I get that tumbling feeling in my belly everytime I think about it.  wheeee!

Congratulations! This is wonderful news. Keep us informed, won't you?
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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2005, 10:47:15 pm »
Congratulations!  Be sure to give us all tickets when you're a huge theatre celeb, OK?

Or at least give us directions to the theatre - I don't think I know how to get to Winnipeg.
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« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2005, 10:47:51 pm »
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« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2005, 10:48:11 pm »
Wow!  I was going to close this thread, but I'm going to leave it open so everyone has a chance nice things.  Congratulations Melanie!
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