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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #105 on: April 27, 2006, 12:28:37 am »
Despite the strange obsession that would imply I suspect one person doing it would not show up several times as their status would update (via IP address) every time they did something.

Besides, I find it much more creepy that there's a herd of unknown acolytes out there all devoted to watching my profile like fuck*ng hawks.

I just know when I get back home there's going to be a little present from them on the door step.

All wrapped up in bows
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All crayon drawn heart on the top
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #106 on: April 27, 2006, 12:35:56 am »
Just one person.  Watching.  Always Watching.  And waiting.

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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #107 on: April 27, 2006, 12:54:23 am »
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #108 on: April 27, 2006, 12:56:00 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 27, 2006, 12:28:37 am
Despite the strange obsession that would imply I suspect one person doing it would not show up several times as their status would update (via IP address) every time they did something.

Besides, I find it much more creepy that there's a herd of unknown acolytes out there all devoted to watching my profile like fuck*ng hawks.

I just know when I get back home there's going to be a little present from them on the door step.

All wrapped up in bows
All leaking viscous red fluid
All crayon drawn heart on the top

Do you realize the POWER this could bring?  Your Q armies could sweep across the land in a massive Jihad, purifying the land and bringing the kingdom to last a trillion years.
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #109 on: April 27, 2006, 12:58:49 am »
Been there, done that.  Some schmuck suddenly asks why Julio got the purple lapels and he didn't, then comes in the in fighting and I have to kill another minion to make an example of them.

I think I'll do the world domination thing the old fashioned way... WITH FRICKIN' LASERS





Edit: Fixed that per AD's wishes.  Good job, that.
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #110 on: April 27, 2006, 01:00:59 am »
Properly, that's "Frickin' Lasers".
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #111 on: April 27, 2006, 01:33:14 am »
Q, it's because you've wasted more of your life on here than anyone else.  People click through to your profile primarily from the stats page.  So the only solution is to... spend less time here.

Someone had to say it.
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #112 on: April 27, 2006, 01:34:09 am »
Yeah well.. we all know THAT isn't going to happen.

I was unaware that's how they got there.  Why are they going to the stats page?

This brings up more questions than it answers.
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #113 on: April 27, 2006, 01:53:38 am »
hm.

The thing is... how long would he have to stay away?

the only solution is for me to start reading all the archives, and replace him.

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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #114 on: April 27, 2006, 01:55:19 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 27, 2006, 01:34:09 am
Yeah well.. we all know THAT isn't going to happen.

I was unaware that's how they got there.  Why are they going to the stats page?

This brings up more questions than it answers.

I check the stats page to see which topics are most popular and where I stand in terms of post-count. But that's just me.
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #115 on: April 27, 2006, 01:56:20 am »
See that makes sense.  (in a weirdly obsessive-compulsive self-interested sort of way)  These are people without logins even. 
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #116 on: April 27, 2006, 04:59:30 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on April 27, 2006, 01:56:20 am
..in a weirdly obsessive-compulsive self-interested sort of way

You mean, like the way you are every live-long-day?

(and the central reason that we love you?)
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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #117 on: April 27, 2006, 01:15:07 pm »
Quote from: side_show on April 27, 2006, 04:59:30 am
You mean, like the way you are every live-long-day?

(and the central reason that we love you?)

Daaamn.. bust on Cort a little bit and smells comes out swinging.


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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #118 on: April 28, 2006, 04:04:30 pm »
has anyone developed some sort of interpretive, middle man software that allows a usenet client to access and use web-boards?

god damn would that be cool.

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Re: New Forum Software
« Reply #119 on: April 28, 2006, 04:06:40 pm »
Sounds like a job for, uh, you.

Also, Hey Ark!
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