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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2006, 02:07:55 pm »
I need a better cooling system. My apt doesn't have central air and can get up to almost 90 sometimes which can't be good for the computer. I see all these fancy extra fans and even a tiny air conditioner that fits in a 5.25 bay but I don't know what would actually help. Plus I'm not sure what my power supply can handle because I was too lame to spring for the bigger one.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2006, 03:03:52 pm »
It sounds like what you need is a large amount of mineral oil, a small amount of liquid nitrogen, and a pump that doesn't mind being a little chilly.  This is what all the cool kids to to void the warranty on their processor as fast as possible.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2006, 07:04:01 am »
Haha! Teodor's Photoshop Phriday was funny enough on its own, but then I realized he used a picture of Professor Snape for Trent Reznor. Then it was even better.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2006, 01:57:48 pm »
Wow Pat is gay. Really gay. Is anybody going to tell him?
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2006, 02:28:18 pm »
Have we ever been properly appreciative of the fact that Pat's blog is called "A Journey into Reason"?
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2006, 04:09:28 pm »
Is Teodor's Photoshop Phriday a knock at SomethingAwful.com's Photoshop Phriday? Doesn't SA.com use that same term? Could just be a weird coincidence.

Also, I love Pat's creepiness. But if someone did that to me, I would possibly need therapy for-ever.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2006, 04:19:12 pm »
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2006, 04:32:22 pm »
Quote from: littlefox on January 27, 2006, 04:09:28 pm
Is Teodor's Photoshop Phriday a knock at SomethingAwful.com's Photoshop Phriday? Doesn't SA.com use that same term? Could just be a weird coincidence.

I suspect it's an intentional joke on SA's PhoPhri. It's a little opaque, but man, the use of Snape for Reznor just kills

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Also, I love Pat's creepiness. But if someone did that to me, I would possibly need therapy for-ever.

Maybe it's just me, but I think I'd break up laughing. Honestly, what else can you do when someone has revenge that lame?

Also, I'd buy the salami just to spite him.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2006, 04:41:44 pm »
Pat just dreams of men with salami down their ******.  You know this, all humankind knows this in their loins.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2006, 04:56:56 pm »
As a person who works in a grocery store...  Nothing makes me angrier when somebody is too lazy to return the cart to the cart-return. 
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2006, 05:10:05 pm »
I'm surprised that a vegulon like Pat would touch salami.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2006, 05:22:03 pm »
Quote from: oball on January 27, 2006, 05:10:05 pm
I'm surprised that a vegulon like Pat would touch salami.

It was in a wrapper and Pat had on his grocery shopping gloves still because do you have any idea how many IGNORANT people will touch the package on the front of the shelf, getting their GERMS all over it and not have the common decency to buy the product?
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2006, 08:07:46 pm »
Oh, man, I loved Pat's new entry.  The overwhelming Freudian overtones absolutely killed me.

I bet that revenge totally gave Pat a trouser salami.
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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2006, 08:55:40 pm »
Quote from: otter on January 27, 2006, 08:07:46 pm
a trouser salami.

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Re: Happy New Blogs - January '06
« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2006, 04:57:49 pm »
Onstad mentioning his NeXT box hunchery makes me ask: does anyone want to buy a NeXT cube? I am the original owner and I have upgraded the hell out of it. Comes with an assload of peripherals and software for NeXT you wouldn't be able to buy (like Oracle 6).
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