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Author Topic: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?  (Read 12826 times)

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jay-ell

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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2006, 06:31:09 pm »
I like.  Can we put a little caption for each category on the bottom (e.g. "Most Valuable Newbie") and shrink the whole image a little so that the winners can use them as avatars for a little while if they like? 

Or would that unfairly force people to actually read people's usernames at the top of their posts instead of relying on avatar-recognition like we've all gotten used to doing? 
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2006, 06:51:30 pm »
Hey Jamie.

Feel free to make giveaway avatars if you like. I have no such skills.

Most Valuable N00b isn't a category at the moment. Maybe we need a few Mod-decided categories though.
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2006, 02:05:36 pm »
I doubt I could top that. I didn't try though.
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2006, 05:32:11 pm »
The embossed Fuckin' looks great. I can almost feel the carved leather texture on my fingertips – one could read it blindfolded.
Now that's a handicap-accessible trophy – It's like Jough cares or something!
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2006, 01:50:05 pm »
People,
The TOUAMBIE needs to incorporate this image somewhere: Perhaps for Honorable mentions:

http://www.bobbyisosceles.com/images/touambie.jpg
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2006, 04:08:39 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 30, 2006, 01:50:05 pm
People,
The TOUAMBIE needs to incorporate this image somewhere: Perhaps for Honorable mentions:

http://www.bobbyisosceles.com/images/touambie.jpg

Oh, why did I click?
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2006, 04:23:56 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 30, 2006, 04:08:39 pm
Oh, why did I click?

Oh, it could be worse:

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[old]Back in my day, all we had was giraffe placenta and we had to walk ten miles in ice to go to school, uphill both ways, except school wasn't invented yet, so we would just walk in the snow to a barren patch of land and stand for eight hours...[/old]
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2006, 10:07:19 pm »
Bobby, I just spent a minute trying to figure out what was wrong with that cat photo, but I couldn't.

I give up. In what way is your avatar deranged and/or disgusting?
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2006, 10:17:24 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 30, 2006, 10:07:19 pm
Bobby, I just spent a minute trying to figure out what was wrong with that cat photo, but I couldn't.

I give up. In what way is your avatar deranged and/or disgusting?

Maybe it's a male calico and therefore has an extra chromosome?
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2006, 10:19:12 pm »
Maybe it just fucked my mom?
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2006, 10:28:13 pm »
Quote from: Bozack on January 30, 2006, 10:19:12 pm
Maybe it just fucked my mom?

I doubt it. I'd probably would've run into it before if that were the case.



Well somebody had to say it.
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2006, 11:25:31 pm »
Quote from: jough on January 30, 2006, 10:07:19 pm
Bobby, I just spent a minute trying to figure out what was wrong with that cat photo, but I couldn't.

I give up. In what way is your avatar deranged and/or disgusting?

Perception is nine-tenths of the law or something like that.
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2006, 12:45:34 am »
Man, I bet that cat just shot fifty loads after a long cockrub session with Bobby. Aren't you cute, Klinefelter Cockrub-Warrior Kitty?
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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2006, 12:49:13 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 31, 2006, 12:45:34 am
Man, I bet that cat just shot fifty loads after a long cockrub session with Bobby. Aren't you cute, Klinefelter Cockrub-Warrior Kitty?

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Re: What does a TOUAMBIE look like?
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2006, 12:51:13 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on January 31, 2006, 12:45:34 am
Man, I bet that cat just shot fifty loads after a long cockrub session with Bobby. Aren't you cute, Klinefelter Cockrub-Warrior Kitty?

They're too busy shooting fifty loads on each other after barbed cockrub sessions:


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